But those were movies. Theatrical release movies.
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But those were movies. Theatrical release movies.
This pitch is on the outside half of the plate. I’m not sure I would have believed this possible.
The world has gotten so weird. I decide to give Wonder Man a shot and fucking Ben Kingsley is in this. On a straight to streaming show I’ve heard literally no buzz about.
About eight hours
Ok so my kid will eat carrots if we boil them with onion in Mexican chicken broth and if she thinks we won’t do that all the time she’s wrong.
if these trends continue,
Maybe you described them wrong….
You think you made a sale?
Slay two spires? In this economy?
I need something where whenever there’s a high wind advisory my phone tells me to take an allergy pill. Because I am clearly not learning this lesson.
I’ve seen enough, the Mets should start playing some home games in Santo Domingo.
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
Until the end of the WBC this is a DR respect zone. (And a Nolan McLean don’t get hurt outpost)
Can’t hurt me and my passionate fandom for the Dominican Republic team.
I’m not emotionally prepared to deal with something like this.
7 People profiting from this
Data Centers By The Numbers https://theonion.com/data-centers-by-the-numbers/
Look I don’t want to guess what you’re winding up to hear but I’ll tell you most banks don’t have that much cash on an average day.
"this topical event wasn't on my bingo card!" yeah man, it's mostly numbers
Today is a great day to...
I reposted this last night and woke up with some of the worst neck pain of my life. Maybe I was overconfident.
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy
I will destroy her
You always gotta take a chance on a guy with a name like Dan Hammer.
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
A fun thing my daughter has started doing this morning is yelling “help me” for no reason and then looking at us like we’re utter weirdos when we rush to where she is. Or a very scary ghost movie is about to happen to me.
I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
Anyway if someone could have a beta of this ready to launch by the time I wake up from my nap that would be great.
Like I need to more easily group the people we go to My Gym with and the people we see at the playground after.
A struggle I’m having with parenting is making parent friends that fall in to overlapping groups and the endless group chats that come from that. I need a social network that allows me to more easily tag people in groups as these things are needed. I have no capacity to make this.