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"too much cheese"? Sorry, that doesn't compute

07.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing that he won that case against the BBC when we all know what the first line of his obituary is going to contain.

07.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
The above list of people in a photo together from January 1994

The above list of people in a photo together from January 1994

Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).

07.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6
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Variety 
3m β€’

Quentin Tarantino will make a directorial comeback with an original play he's written.
According to the Daily Mail, Tarantino has written an "old-fashioned British farce" which is aimed to open in the West End and bring together a troupe of actors in the physical comedy vein of "Noises Off."

https://variety.com/2026/film/global/quentin-tarantino-british-play-west-end-1236681326/|

Quentin Tarantino Is Developing a British Play Tipped for Fall Premiere, Possibly on West

Variety 3m β€’ Quentin Tarantino will make a directorial comeback with an original play he's written. According to the Daily Mail, Tarantino has written an "old-fashioned British farce" which is aimed to open in the West End and bring together a troupe of actors in the physical comedy vein of "Noises Off." https://variety.com/2026/film/global/quentin-tarantino-british-play-west-end-1236681326/| Quentin Tarantino Is Developing a British Play Tipped for Fall Premiere, Possibly on West

OH, GOD, *NO*

06.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 39
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this πŸ˜‰

06.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 3634 πŸ” 879 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 36

Worse personality than Andrew M-W, and that's saying something

07.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling seen

07.03.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A monochrome β€˜spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage

A monochrome β€˜spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?

From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please β€˜like’ or share this one?)

07.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 1172 πŸ” 391 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 63
The Faber Book of Reportage

The Faber Book of Reportage

This is a great book, and one of the earliest entries is from an Arab traveler describing a Viking funeral in Scandinavia

07.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon with four images in black and white comparing a cat's and a dog's behaviour

Cartoon with four images in black and white comparing a cat's and a dog's behaviour

Sarah C. Andersen (born June 15, 1992) US cartoonist and illustrator #Womensart

07.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 595 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I may have not included this part of the sentence as part of my argument: "The Kennedy family is also notoriously private..." lol

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Untold histories β€” the reality of LGBT+ life in 20th-century Britain β€˜The Log Books’ delves into a poignant archive of helpline calls, while β€˜Tales of the Suburbs’ peeks behind those net curtains to revealing effect

β€œβ€¦the small town of Horley, near Gatwick airport, became a gay paradise in the 1980s thanks to the high concentration of cabin crew residents … two first world war soldiers, Gerald and Phil, who fell in love after meeting on a boat returning from Le Havre.” John Grindrod’s book sounds fun

07.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so glad she wrote this. The portrayal of her in this series is, to me, indefensible. She deserves an apology from the filmmakers and FX.

And if you hear yourself saying you portrayed a real person (who's alive!) in a particular way to manipulate your audience, please go improve.

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 688 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6
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A cool little Mycena that I photographed in Oxapampa, PerΓΊ. Never seen one with this cool stem texture before, no idea which species it could be.

Olympus OM-1 / 90 mm macro lens / 180 images stacked, ISO 200, f/5.

#mushrooms #mycena #fungifriends #olympus

07.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1785 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 8
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He must have had the brand consultants in for weeks on this one:

06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Magnificent. I’d be so proud.

06.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

06.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

He's making gin now as well

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An FB post from eight years ago advertising Paul Draper from Mansun performing Attack of the Grey Lantern live and in full.

"I'm fucking knackered and still fragile from my weekend at Rah's but I'm SO GODDAMNED EXCITED."

An FB post from eight years ago advertising Paul Draper from Mansun performing Attack of the Grey Lantern live and in full. "I'm fucking knackered and still fragile from my weekend at Rah's but I'm SO GODDAMNED EXCITED."

Throwback to the WORST gig I've ever been to and it was meant to be the best cos it was one of my (ex) faves playing one of my (ex) fave albums.

Fucking danger. And if you wanna know why it was my worst ever gig, just Google it.

05.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have a middle name. When email addresses first arrived I worked for a US company that used firstname_middleinitial_lastname. If you didn't have one they gave you an X. So I've used X as my middle initial ever since

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Egg is the Tom Good of This Life. The first time you watch it, you think he's lovely. But when you watch it again, years later, you realise that he is a sactimonious selfish twat. @mysteriosox.bsky.social

05.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Victoria Wood looking at a picture of Chris Rea.

05.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"BEHOLD MY MULLET, FRONT AND BACK"

05.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 15

"Of all the fackin gin joints in all the fackin world..."

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0