Breaking the law only has consequences if ur poor
Breaking the law only has consequences if ur poor
It was good when TV shows would let us know when to be the most scandalized by a scene because the studio audience would all go "woooooohhhhh!!!!"
Fluffy gray and white cat standing next to three large containers of dry cat food with a wistful look on her face
We were putting away the cat food, but Moxie didn't want the kitty buffet to end ๐
Rich people don't have consequences as usual ๐ก๐ก๐ก
It's depressing being a passionate person in a world of apathy
I'm so glad I paid attention to order of operations in math class back in middle school cuz these Facebook memes keep testing me ๐ณ
Google should write every single internet user a check for all the free ai training we've done over the years via recaptcha
It's fun to dance as embarrassingly as possible when you're all by yourself
No one will ever know
When will everything stop feeling so hopeless???
Slaughtered ๐ก
Spectacular taste ๐
Insecurities probably
It's hard to watch the news cuz it just makes me cry most days
Making bagel bites at six in the morning because I don't play by the rules ๐
Maybe I don't want extra protein in every single food option
The same conversations happen over and over, for centuries
Finding forums that have been abandoned and no one has posted in for years feels eerie
Anger is a great motivator
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
This can mean whatever u want it to
Spaghetti is the best foreplay
I used to feel doomed to live in basement apartments for the rest of my life but I'm just thankful to have a roof over my head at this point
When I was little, one of our cats had kittens in my closet. We cleaned it, but i stg the closet always smelt like little kittens after that and it was comforting
Too many gambling ads on tv!!!
The internet feels weirdly hollow nowadays
I've been very much into taffy for the past month. My life is boring, yes.
Watching AI videos for mental enrichment is like eating pop tarts for their nutritional value
If I was Dorothy I would've stayed in Oz cuz home sucks when there's tornados and people trying to kill your dog all the time
Word salad much?
I keep having these terrible nightmares where I can't remember which free trial I signed up for so now they're gonna charge my card ๐ญ