Tell a movie's plot through other characters played by the actors.
The Joker and Colonel Nicholson team up with Indiana Jones and Susha to rescue the Mystery Woman from the clutches of Doctor Frankenstein and Mustafa.
You have a lot more good weirdos on your side! 😁
Oh no.. Email weirdo again, or some other random weirdo?
My cat Ziggy silhouetted against my TV. He's reaching up pawing at the mouse cursor moving on the screen.
Yep. Cats have always been cats...
Love it! Widows are my favorite spoods!
Everything i know about aardvarks I learned from Saturday morning cartoons.
For example... I know they hate instant holes.
youtu.be/t7aKgR7hcpE
Your job is to pick the most awful actor possible to play James Bond. Go.
A street sign for a place called Pee Pee Creek.
@pastaroniravioli.bsky.social
PEEPEE CREEK!
Wait until they find out you can also add some cream of mushroom soup to the beef and rice!
Post a ghost!
Tom Atkins!
Oh no! I've racially profiled an ilithid!
That's him, officer! That's the guy who put that tadpole in my head!
(Been playing BG3...)
Venkman
Stanz
Spangler
Zeddemore
ACAB. A good cop would have played along. It called community outreach, assholes. Do it more often, and fewer people might say ACAB...
All that kitty wants is a damn fine cup of coffee.
youtu.be/kDYdIVh-uGQ?...
youtu.be/ZFX7Vrf_Krc?...
Surprisingly accurate...
Apparently, Uranus smells like rotten eggs! Hardly surprising...
www.astronomy.com/science/uran...
Infinity, because gamers can't even schedule a weekly game most of the time!
Da Boss and his two goons. Dey own da playground...
Always wear your helmet, kitty!
Tired, because that's just the start of a long, hard road to recovery.
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"It is difficult to comprehend the level of state-sponsored criminality we are witnessing because our country has never experienced anything like it."- #NYDailyNews
(wait'll ya experience the midterms...)
#AccountabilityIsComing ⚖️
Presidents? Plural?
Nope... ONE president.
