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Michael Bettendorf

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Writer. Eater of Books. Lover of Comics. Library Tech. Drummer. Burrito enthusiast. He/Him husband. Author of TRVE CVLT, Midwestern Chrome (2026), Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes (2027). www.michaelbettendorfwrites.com.

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cover art by Mx Morgan G Robles, a swan surrounded by the colors of the trans flag in the sky; its reflection below swirls in a cosmic sea

cover art by Mx Morgan G Robles, a swan surrounded by the colors of the trans flag in the sky; its reflection below swirls in a cosmic sea

Excruciating.
The best word to describe sculpting the Table of Contents for YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM from 100s upon 100s of glorious submissions.
Thank you for your patience, all, & for the passion of every creator who submitted.

We'll reveal the full ToC on the Trans Day of Visibility, 3/31 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ–€β˜ οΈ

05.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

'Puter wizard is *very* good. Yes. I like that.

06.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A text. Moms Cell dated Friday March 6th: "are you a fan of pewter wizards?" 8:06AM

A text. Moms Cell dated Friday March 6th: "are you a fan of pewter wizards?" 8:06AM

Unsure if my mom is about to give me a wedgie and call me a nerd, but yeah. She's got me figured out πŸ˜…

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly not mine πŸ₯²

05.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, @hazelzorn.bsky.social ! Well deserved nomination πŸͺΈπŸ’€πŸ§‘
@tenebrouspress.bsky.social

05.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™πŸ¦ΎπŸ’€πŸš¬
August 2026

04.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm beyond pumped πŸ’€πŸ’™πŸš¬

04.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cover art is part of the cost of publishing. It needs to be part of the budget.

Public domain artwork exists if hiring an artist isn't in the budget. Use GIMP (free & open source) to photo bash something cool. Hell, use MS Paint. Be resourceful & creative w/out exploiting artists.

04.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will throw out there that I've had a story accepted only to learn they used an AI cover for the issue after the fact. None of us (as far as I know) were told. I've since quit subbing to them as well.

03.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Matthew's novelette in Split Scream 8 is folky-yolky-Appalachian Eco-Horror done right. Be sure to check it out next month!

03.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've stopped subbing to places who accept AI work and/or use AI for covers, or have mealy-mouthed AI policies.

03.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

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Y'all are too kind!

03.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure she thinks that's how they appear from the closet. Just a magic shelf of goodies in there.

03.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta pay for those denta-stix and treats somehow πŸ˜…

03.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A reddish gold dog with white markings on paws and chest lays on a black and white plaid dog pillow bed. The wall behind her is white. There is a wooden cupboard nto the left. She stares at the camera with cute Doe eyes.

A reddish gold dog with white markings on paws and chest lays on a black and white plaid dog pillow bed. The wall behind her is white. There is a wooden cupboard nto the left. She stares at the camera with cute Doe eyes.

This dog wants me to call in sick. I really wanna.

03.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🐌 πŸ’š 🀘
I'm thrilled to be back at Slugger...this time with a bit of nonfic! Check it out!

02.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Yoooo that rules! Awesome job, Jen!

02.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got in trouble in PE class for singing System of a Down's BYOB hahahaha

28.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing my best out here πŸ˜…

28.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love hearing Trve Cvlt connecting with folks πŸ’€πŸ’œπŸ€˜

28.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for checking out Trve Cvlt! Glad to see you survived the abyss πŸ’€πŸ’œπŸ€˜

28.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Instant day-ruiner. May you recover and not chip any teeth.

27.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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For no reason, just posting this here as a reminder that art doesn’t need to be owned by a corporation and sold and conglomerated for billions.

Support indie art. It is (almost literally) the only art that remainsπŸ–€β˜ οΈ

store.tenebrouspress.com

26.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

That's super fun! I'm afraid it may turn into a silly habit πŸ˜… but hey. Worse things I could be up to.

25.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of all days, too.

25.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got duped by a fake owl today.

25.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Although, I'm fairly confident I have the backup on a couple floppy drives somewhere. Maybe I can build anew...πŸ˜…

25.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very annoyed with myself for letting my first PC go when my folks moved. Drilled the harddrive and let the tower go to a donation place. Pentium III with 64mb of RAM. Windows 2000 Pro. First PC I built from my uncle's spare parts bin...damn...

25.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Rutger ❀️

21.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't been writing much this month, but I went through revisions for both Midwestern Chrome and Help! I can't Stop Shitting Snakes.

Saw some more killer interior art for Chrome. Hopefully will have a cover for Snakes in a month or two.

Stay weird n be kind πŸ’€πŸ€˜πŸ¦ΎπŸš¬πŸπŸ€Ž

21.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0