Shenanigans

God im so sorry ❤️❤️

This is the best type of Jason statham movie

Someone added me to a mod list called 'have the day you voted for' and I would just like to say I would love to have the day I voted for but as someone who has consistently voted against trump, the odds are not in my favor

It's bleak stuff

I remember that day. It was really satisfying to watch

I'm not one for making cute jokes about sex offenders with my phrasing. Maybe we can overlook unintentional puns occasionally

You really don't have to hand it to Al franken

NTSB been real quiet since this dropped

I was planning on kung fu fighting actually

You don't have to be a dick

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

You should make a glass of juice

I sang on Nashville television with Reba mcentire for a Christmas special when I was in middle school

Literally me

I am working in the call center today and I want to die lmao

The first one I saw was horrific enough

It's bad

I'm going to put your call on a brief hold while I slam my head into a wall repeatedly, just one moment please

Soooo often. I get so tired of these damn things. They're always so obvious.

Ssdd

Remember that time jimmy fallon tried to come on here and was immediately brutally bullied off? Incredible day, brings a tear to my eye

Just an unrepentant sex pest then

In the middle of a conversation my teenager suddenly stops and goes, "oh and mom? You are SO short by the way" and I'm 5'9"?? Just objectively not short. "I can see all the grays on the top of your head" I don't get paid enough for this

@kattsdogma.bsky.social we need you

? I'm referring to the comment of "read the room." Reading the room has nothing to do with how Tourette's works.

Does he... understand how Tourette's works

Thank you Tony!! 💜 we don't do many selfies around here 😂

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

Fuck offfffffff

Incredible