Charli

ATM processing fees maybe?

(person who doesn't have to get up before 7:30AM) i call it "daylight savings"

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Making the spring forward part of Daylight Savings Time fall on International Women's Day is an intentional move to make International Women's Day one hour shorter than other days.

our team is TOTALLY blown away by the amount of people who have been playing & sharing their love for the game we've been working on for the past half decade.

we're excited to continue to make StS2 the best that it can be!! 💪

also obligatory joke: we'll getcha one day Silksong

screenshot of patreon's payouts page

reminder when you're doing your taxes, the number patreon is putting on your 1099 is the gross and they DO NOT exclude all the money they took from you in fees. you need to deduct that yourself as business expenses. an easy ("easy") way to do that is to download your earnings by month

I can explain it right now tbh, they don't consider the rest of us human much less American. It's not national suicide, it is a family annihilation perpetuated by people who lied and grifted and stole they way into power and are using it to consolidate resources ahead of the climate catastrophe

Call me an autistic baby child all u want but I just don't see why good things are impossible when mostly we just need to stop doing a bunch of bad things so the good stuff will come naturally to fill in the power vacuum left by not doing bad things

Infiltrator syndrome. I don’t care if I’m good or not, I’m here and I’m doing it

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

this is making me laugh so hard

please be honest with us. did you strain your neck admiring Swarovski Shrek?

i turned down hosting a reality tv show about ten years ago

more of a doxx-umentary, if you will

at this point i'm convinced it's held together by all the dog shit people keep leaving in the snow

THANK YOU this is absolutely unhinged behavior

too many of you are arguing with Cryin Ryan Grim when you should be Climbin the Grim Tower with playable characters like Ironclad, The Silent, and Necrobinder. Slay The Spire 2 coming to steam early access later today

extremely rude to expect me to work a full day today when Slay the Spire 2 EA drops in a few hours

“Good morning I just got borned”

Interview With The Vampire is very good but i do think it is very funny how they cry blood bc it is more or less the equivalent of if we cried soup

One of the more depressing aspects of the GLP-1 stuff right now is how utterly inescapable it is. Whatever you're doing, wherever you are, there are people shrinking at alarming rates, and endless discussion of said shrinking. There's seemingly no place to just *rest.*

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

not to get too Socrates Talking to His Boys vs Mother Showing You Wooden Blocks about it but these panic pieces do truly elide the one in one out thing we’ve kind of got going on for all the different kinds

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

I don't know what applications we'll use with Windows 12 but I know Windows 13 will be used with sticks and stones

please, god, i don't ask you for much

yes, and also, emphasis on "to 'my' girl" - i do believe a lot of these men when they say they're more likely to intervene when they feel a sense of possessiveness over the woman in question, which, hoo boy is that another Fun And Exciting layer to unpack here!

you ever get 30 pages into a book and realize the next couple hundred are gonna fucking wreck you but it's too late because you're already hooked

finally started Persona by Aoife Josie Clements and oh my fucking GOD