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4x SFSA ‘Best Writer’ winner. Writing, podcasts, radio, live shows. Anti-your-team agenda.

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“Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley, Daizen Maeda…”

01.03.2026 13:02 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh Kaye loved her

01.03.2026 21:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Michael Stewart

01.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yeah, they could be saying something offensive like “Grab ‘em by the pussy” or “Shithole countries”

01.03.2026 21:13 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Full 20-slide round-up on Instagram

01.03.2026 19:13 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2025/26: Vol. 28

01.03.2026 19:11 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

01.03.2026 17:25 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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You’d think Derek McInnes would be happier about that result

01.03.2026 16:57 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Typical Sunday afternoon in Glasgow as 74-year-old man tries to break up a fight

01.03.2026 13:58 👍 107 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0

Even when Schmeichel’s not playing Celtic still give you a Dane’s ridiculous error

01.03.2026 12:27 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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Junior Adamu appears to be radioactive

28.02.2026 11:36 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Exact same for me.

Anyone who follows me will know I always bang on about it, but it was surreal.

Was asked back a few weeks later and gave the quickest no of my life

28.02.2026 11:27 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Neighbours playing the Calum Scott version of Dancing On My Own but apparently I’m wasting police time

23.02.2026 18:02 👍 40 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

As you know, this is something I have very strong feelings about

24.02.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Full 20-slide round-up on Instagram

22.02.2026 19:55 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2025/26: Vol. 27

22.02.2026 19:54 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2
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Well that’s that fucked now

22.02.2026 18:48 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Celtic take O’Neill’s “can’t keep just doing nothing for 90 minutes and turning up for injury time” message on board and also don’t turn up for injury time

22.02.2026 17:31 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Scoring a late winner to help Hearts win the league - Hibs continuing to find innovative new methods of Hibsing

22.02.2026 17:28 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
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GLASGOW ON THE RISE

With Celtic and Rangers DOMINATING the xG stats today, could the Glasgow duo threaten Scotland’s best two sides?

22.02.2026 17:10 👍 33 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1
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The ultimate punishment for Trusty: 25 minutes having to watch this Celtic team

22.02.2026 16:59 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

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Today's notable birthdays include 59-year-old Benicio del Toro (who starred in The Usual Suspects), 63-year-old Seal (who had hits with Crazy and Killer) and 66-year-old Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (who was arrested this morning on suspicion of misconduct in public office)

𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯/𝘗𝘈

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Full 20-slide round-up on Instagram

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THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2025/26: Vol. 26

15.02.2026 20:06 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
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If Kasper Schmeichel embarrasses himself, this man will be watching

15.02.2026 15:03 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

England fans Yer Da

🤝

Paying to watch people get
pumped on Valentine’s Day

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