Postal Poet

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Me: Hey boss, I'd like some time off.

Boss: I'll need a formal request.

Me: Fine. I beseech thee, kindly give me leave from this hellhole.

I'm a mailman with the postal service myself, and I have not heard this.

This Mortal Coil - A History of Death by Andrew Doig

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I was born 5 months premature

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Endurance: Shackleton's Incredible Voyage by Alfred Lansing This is a new reading of the thrilling account of one of the most astonishing feats of exploratio...

Figured I'd try some nonfiction for a while. #booksky #book #audiobook #bookssky 🎧 📚

If you make a lie rewarding enough to tell, that's it's own form of dishonesty.

If you miss the first step of a staircase going down you often end up missing all the other steps as well.

At this point, the only thing that can heal most of us is memory loss.

AGREED 💯

Your digestive system starts, and ends, with cheeks.

Does anybody know where I can borrow a small hadron collider?

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la-la-la),
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax..."
for Mystery Science Theater 3000!"

Quantum Radio by A.G. Riddle At CERN, a scientist has just made an incredible discovery – a breakthrough that may answer the d...

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Nephew: *holding an acorn* What's this?

Me: A tree.

Nephew: Really?

Me: In a nutshell, yeah.

I'm going to start pretending to be Canadian so I won't be associated with assholes like this guy.

And this is why I'm glad I discovered Bluesky a year and a half ago 🦋

Lost in Time by A.G. Riddle From the worldwide bestselling author of The Extinction Trials, Departure, and The Atlantis Gene ...

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Solar powered. #catsofbluesky #cat

Popey said "nopey"

Canceling plans with friends is the social version of calling in sick to work.

ROUND ONE.

FIGHT! #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cat

Great. He bumped the light and now I have a side quest. #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cat

Departure by A.G. Riddle Listening Length: 10 hours and 6 minutesHarper Lane has problems. In a few hours, she'll have to ...

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