Clocking in at work
02.03.2026 23:45
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Clocking in at work
Gaslight, gatekeep, garlic toast
I’ll always be jealous that my parents got to experience Led Zeppelin and David Bowie in real time but I have been to *two* Heated Rivalry dance parties in the last week so I suppose we’re even
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
This is blackout poetry to me
Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
This new A$AP Rocky better heal me emotionally, spiritually, psychologically and mentally.
Woke is back for 2026!!!! Wooooo
We all pretend we’re in a Heated Rivalry workout/training montage when we’re at the gym now, right?!
Photo of a black and white cat looking very handsome indeed
I adopted this cat 15 years! Wish him a happy gotcha day or else 👊
Shot from the end credits of Heated Rivalry S1E6, of Shane and Ilya in the car, with the text: Produced with the assistance of the Canadian film or video production tax credit 🇨🇦
Meme of Fry from Futurama telling you to shut up and take his money
Shane Hollander post-concussion, in outer space on hospital drugs, incorporated into a Canadian Heritage Minute
willyoucometomycottagethissummer
Low sodium chicken bone broth is awesome cause it’s high in protein and I can just chug a bunch of it in a coffee cup. In the winter, it’s basically soup
*me, circa 2005, listening to Wolf Parade*
Killer song, I hope it gets popular in 20 years during a Big Romantic Gesture scene in a gay hockey melodrama
Bless this show for bringing Wolf Parade and Feist back into the pop culture zeitgeist
New episode of Heated Rivalry in a few minutes, so be sure to check in on your bisexual neurospicy friends tomorrow.
"it's not fair, all the interesting history has already happened," I said to myself as a kid in the year 2005.
Somewhere in the distance, a monkey's paw began twitching and flailing around wildly like it was doing the Jutsu hand signs from Naruto
getting a compliment is so complicated because how do you politely say I’m so sorry you seem to be very stupid and unable to perceive reality! not your fault, I promise! I fool people regularly!
My hero of 2025
Just got a Heated Rivalry fan edit set to a Charli xcx song. My online fandoms are colliding.
I’n gonna scream if that video of the beaver on the floating piece of ice turns out to be AI
the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
I'm being forced to use discord. I am not a gamer. I am not used to this. Making me learn a new thing at 35 is elder abuse.
“That was just the intro?!??”
–what I literally said out loud watching the second episode of Heated Rivalry
First date idea: Help me shovel my driveway
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
Hello, friend! My name is Poly.
… and he SERVED ✨
