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Safety aside, I’m not sure if any of the regulation changes since then have actually improved the sport

I’ve popped €500 in an envelope to you. I don’t know your address so I just wrote Sir Michael on it and drew your picture. Could you please place a bet for me. I can’t wait to wipe the smile off those youths faces!

It’s unbelievable in this day and age that we have to MANUALLY type out words and numbers. Why can’t we have dedicated keys for all words and numbers?

You should get Andy Serkis to play the QR code

I once held aloft a large fish.

You mention Tour de Force. I had no idea Lee Harvey Oswald was in to bicycle road racing. You’ve clearly done your research.

I’ve just measured my brothers feet. They are indeed a few feet above the ground at approximately a horses width apart but it turns out he was having a piggyback on our uncle Keith. He really should cut down now he’s in his mid 40’s and uncle Keith does get wheezy on the upstairs runs….

If I was on traitors I would tell everyone I was a traitor so that I would get banished immediately as I don’t really like being in large groups of people and I’d prefer to stay at home with a nice bowl of soup.

I’m being watched…

Regarding point 2, my uncle can run really fast and his piggybacks helped me prepare for a pony trekking holiday in Ullswater when I was in sixth form. He’s in his 80’s now so he’s slowed down a little unsurprisingly.

Hopefully the movie will provide some insightful tech support. I’ll bring a notebook when I go to see it.

By making films about keyboard buttons, it leaves the door open for plenty of sequels. I’m particularly looking forward to crtl because I don’t know what it means.

I’m looking forward to extending my feud with the London Philharmonic Orchestra into a 13th year. I’m yet to see any form of contrition from them or public apology.

Sacrilege!!

No but you are clearly thinking about wearing one. Behaviour consistent with a hat bandit.

If you aren’t the hat bandit how do you explain this?

I hope you are going to put the planets back where you found them, you can’t just leave them there.

I’m not claiming to be Mark Kermode, I hope I’ve put that confusion behind me, but I have seen over seven films and I can safely say these simple tweaks will easily make Homealone the best film ever made.

I normally listen to the radio with the volume off just to be on the safe side.

I’m vehemently for this change. Long overdue in my books. Nobody likes the number 4 but everybody likes strawberries so it’s a no brainier in my opinion.

He looks like a man who wears the scars of a lifetime in the shoe business. Velcro vs laces, rubber soles vs sewn, he’s seen it all. I wouldn’t hesitate to buy my next pair of shoes from him.

One word for you: chin straps

Don’t forget you’ll need to provide a receptacle to dispose of the backings of all the sticky letters, can I suggest a third shed for this purpose?

Good thinking. I’d hate to get banished.

Can I wear a hat while watching it? I feel it would help me somehow.

So you should be!

This is perfect timing. I’ll give this to the judge tomorrow. Now they’ll never be able to get me for *alleged* nudiness in a public office.

That is quite the howler but I hope it doesn’t taint the experience of owning such a fine machine.

Perhaps I could honour him by dressing up as the hardware store clerk who sold him his last roll of insulating tape. Little did he know he wouldn’t require the triple pack, only a single roll would suffice (even though financially it made sense to buy in bulk)

Well I’ve fallen down a bit of a filing cabinet rabbit hole thanks to your post. I’ll just leave this here