beans

I've never had to piss in a dispensary parking lot

"Getting really good at what? Sleeping for twelve hours? Good job"

I cuddle Zach most of the night but the first words out of his mouth most mornings is "can you cuddle me" and I just need to start setting my alarm earlier so I have more time to do that I think

After ignoring my mom's Facebook reels about how to be a good daughter and how great moms are in messenger she's started texting them to me directly 😅

Literally a nanny making cucumber snacks, my full potential

I'm kind of a dumb bitch

I am so anxious

I think I'll be okay

Update: this is our store and he's brought it up every day since then lol

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Zach just signed for his purchase by drawing a dick on the card reader and the guy saw and said "straight up man, have a good night y'all" hahahah

I forget how unhinged some of the decor in our home is until I have to call a serviceman and bring him into a room with shit like this on the wall

What if I started playing Fortnite in the year of our Lord 2026 at the age of 34

I've been exhausted all day so naturally I'd be wide awake and ready to party now

My husband has started acting scared and saying "I don't know what that was" after he farts in bed and it's my favourite joke lol

"I'd be on some Lorena Bobbitt shit" is my new fav response to men doin some shit

I haaaaate being me tbh

I'm so sleepy and regret my life leading up to this

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Just shoot me at this point

I have had migraines my whole life so it's not at all foreign to me but I definitelybtotnw very cool break after moving away from our old house and uh guess that's up lol

I've had headaches to the point of nausea multiple times this week and that's so fun and cool I love that for me

Being poor is so stressful

I wish I'd slept more than an hour last night, I'm taking a nap immediately after MB gets picked up lol

I know I'd regret it since I never have any money and I have zero life skills but I just want to get rid of everything I own and start over

Listening to the country music I grew up with explains why I have such "high" expectations for love I guess

I could be literally eating from a bowl and Zach would take it from my hands and put it in the sink

I found a table like the one he painted for me a long time ago and haven't decided what to paint it yet so it's just disassembled in my art room but now I'm considering trying to recreate the one he made me???

My dad made me a side table for my bedroom when I was younger and I so badly wish I still had it. I haven't fully scoured the barn for it but I assume it probably didn't make it through the fire 🥹

I so badly want a nice home but I don't know how anybody does it cus like one day of not doing everything and it's out of control again lol I can barely catch up let alone work on anything new 😭