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I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

07.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Livid at seeing this Facebook post of someone doing the same thing but way better than I’ll be able to manage

06.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sega released an Ayrton Senna audio interview as a Sega Saturn exclusive in 1995, and it can be yours to own today

06.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For real, maybe I have a rose-coloured view of the books I read as a child, but I’ve been listening to the audio of the first Percy Jackson book with my kids and, while they love it, I have to say it really, really sucks

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently saw a kids book in the shops authored by Fifi Box

06.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but what about the bottom porn websites?

06.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ to the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ the LNP

06.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The road to dehydration is paved with cups of water left sitting all over the house

05.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll look at it next

05.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have not. I just finished Alfred Lansing’s β€˜Endurance’

05.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lego box of The Endurance

Lego box of The Endurance

Look what my beloved did. It’s not even my birthday or anything 😍

05.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"Unfortunately, the low price came at a cost. The Copilas was known to regularly break down and Nintendo demanded money in order to fix it. This was actually planned by Nintendo, since Hiroshi Yamauchi knew he wouldn't make any money by just selling the piece of hardware. After the success of the Game & Watch, the Copilas was no longer produced."

"Unfortunately, the low price came at a cost. The Copilas was known to regularly break down and Nintendo demanded money in order to fix it. This was actually planned by Nintendo, since Hiroshi Yamauchi knew he wouldn't make any money by just selling the piece of hardware. After the success of the Game & Watch, the Copilas was no longer produced."

True tech pioneers

05.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah yes, cutting funding to Muslim groups because of a social media post by the far-right Australian Jewish Association. The textbook definition of social cohesion

04.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 11
Photo Copilas - A photocopier. The government banned the Photo Copilas after discovering dangerous material inside of it.

Photo Copilas - A photocopier. The government banned the Photo Copilas after discovering dangerous material inside of it.

Before the NES, Nintendo made a photocopier so dangerous the Japanese government banned its use in government buildings

05.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Shadow banned by the prudes at bsky moderation

04.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1554 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

04.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is from an estate auction. The opportunity to own Dead Man's Porn doesn't come along every day.

04.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An auction lot of "over 25" adult magazines.

An auction lot of "over 25" adult magazines.

Now we're talking

04.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

the greatest sentence ever composed

04.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2055 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 7
JB Hi Fi advertisement for an 97" LG OLED TV, for the price of $37,995 with free delivery

JB Hi Fi advertisement for an 97" LG OLED TV, for the price of $37,995 with free delivery

I'm the guy who was on the fence about dropping 38 grand a tv but was won over at the last minute because they waived the $40 delivery fee

04.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was an old-timey Halloween photo of a kid in a mask that I used to post pretending that it was Tony Abbott and I wish I could find it again because Ian is a dead ringer for it here

03.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

new core belief just dropped

03.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Facebook post β€œBUTT BIRTH RHINO FROM ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS UP FOR AUCTION, EXPECTED TO SELL FOR $4K - $8K”

Accompanied by a still from the movie showing Jim Carrey emerging from a fake rhino’s tear

Facebook post β€œBUTT BIRTH RHINO FROM ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS UP FOR AUCTION, EXPECTED TO SELL FOR $4K - $8K” Accompanied by a still from the movie showing Jim Carrey emerging from a fake rhino’s tear

A bargain at twice the price

03.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kyle Sandilands has been killed defending the regime in Iran

03.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A black-and-white corgi is sitting in the driver seat of a white bus. It’s looking out the window with a very stern look on its face.

A black-and-white corgi is sitting in the driver seat of a white bus. It’s looking out the window with a very stern look on its face.

saw this corgi driving a bus today

02.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

He's got the Game of Thrones turning to stone disease

02.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well now I feel bad for killing so many of them in Red Dead Redemption

02.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lego model of Ernest Shackleton’s ship The Endurance

Lego model of Ernest Shackleton’s ship The Endurance

Still from The Matrix Reloaded of Morpheus sitting on a tattered red leather chair. He is saying β€œI do not see coincidence. I see providence.”

Still from The Matrix Reloaded of Morpheus sitting on a tattered red leather chair. He is saying β€œI do not see coincidence. I see providence.”

Lego releasing a model of the Endurance immediately after I become Shackletonpilled

02.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big deal, I know upwards of 50 words

02.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0