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Idk the nerd I captured and fixed actually fixed me too.

A mutual fixing.

It may not sound like good pickings, but these people are investments. Find one with a good heart and eventually they will bloom like a nerdy butterfly.

MTG tournament.

Purposefully lose in the very first round and then crash out about being terrible at Magic.

You will immediately be surrounded by lowkey-freaky virgins, compsci students/grads, and dudes that would be 1000x more attractive if they used face wash and conditioner instead of 3-in-1.

c-53: I'm obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like 61 can fix him'. And he went Gyo thats tech. The meta is changing.'

REE$E (@reesebepuffing) on twitter: "a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs"

gauntletqueen on tumblr: "(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)" ghost-cassette: "S-such power! She's already asleep?!"

Ommanyte: how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast fiat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on vetstudentlive: as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring ladyyatexel: the hills are alive with all the fucks j give on select topics

Oh.

“We have agreed” — how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?

Hidden at the end of this bill is its real purpose: defining trans existence as sexualized and a threat to children.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

What a horrible day to be literate.

When their facial hair gets tangled in the bush. ❤️❤️❤️ That's how you know it's true lo ve.

Exploring the wilderness together ❤️❤️🥳

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

The thing about talking about anything politically-related is that even the people that agree with you will end up being frustrated with you.
It's been true for as long as I've been alive, and I do it anyway because I'd rather not attract chuds whatsoever lol.
It is what it is.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

People think I'm a cynic because they are too warped to realize that my hateful thoughts are reserved for people who ruin the optimism of others.

You cannot love this world & what it means to live if you refuse to criticize those who make it a worse place harshly.
You must hate hate and love life.

@lordnpc.bsky.social

I take everything this man says as 100% fact.

@lordnpc.bsky.social and I have plans to skeet while stoned tonight.

lately I think the most powerful thing I can say about someone or something is that they or it “have the juice”

But what do I mean by this?

what, exactly, is “the juice”? what does it mean to “have it”? and how am I detecting its existence?

This all feels very mysterious, yet important

blender piece/comic depicting an introspective mole

mole's thought

Hold on a second.

"Kuro" = Japanese for "Black"

"Kyura" = derived from the Japanese pronunciation of Dracula ("Dorakyura")

GUYS THE SUPER MARIO LAND 2 VAMPIRE IS LITERALLY NAMED BLACULA

Screenshot of an X post by Amir quoting a post from Aaron Rupar saying House Speaker Mike Johnson described Iranians as having a “misguided religion.” The embedded image shows Johnson speaking at a podium with other officials standing behind him and U.S. flags in the background.

And we have misguided leadership.

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

No, see, Liam, this code doesn’t work at all. You didn’t test it. Like everyone else who believes that AI helps them write code, you’re terrible at coding.

ai coding

I would straight up tell them that your name isn't fucking "nat" and then tell them to stop emailing you with their lame ass excuses.