Jarrett, Probably

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

the computer is NOT conscious. until you put googly eyes on it

A man named is being interviewed in a television screen capture. The caption reads “Gerald Jankowski, One Angry Guy."

His kids disappoint him
He's pissed off at life
He screams at the news
He yells at his wife
He once punched a Girl Scout
Who looked at him wrong
He tripped an old woman
For singing a song
Just stay out of his way
Or risk a black eye
He's

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

Congrats to Ray-Ban for ensuring most articles about creeps filming women without their consent will now be accompanied by a photo of their product and logo.

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Vancouver firm Hootsuite provides services to ICE U.S. procurement records show that Vancouver tech firm Hootsuite is providing social media services to the Department of Homeland Security.

It's a good day to stop using Hootsuite and tell them why.

microdosing the horrors by being awake

Too bad, slopguy

If genAI was truly unstoppable, there'd be no point in saying it. Inescapable things don't need this much constant cheerleading.

"It's inevitable!"

Okay. So you can shut up about it and the end result will be exactly the same, so you might as well just stop annoying everyone.

It was 5.

Do you want to know the flavours, or prefer surprises? I even recently figured out how many flavours I actually made.

Some days you make 90 tarts in various flavours and top them all with a no bake cheesecake filler for tart roulette. Today is some days.

AVATAR is the MORBIUS of DUNEs.

Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake.

Please enjoy arbys.

A Christmas cracker joke which reads: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? Con medicine

Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".

Exams are done. Shopping in nearly done. Bags are packed. Apartment is clean. Final checklists underway before real holidays begin!

is it seasons skeetings or skeetsons greetings

Leftists need to go back to Twitter because if right-wing debate bros don't have leftists to debate, they get really sick.

And when they can only debate each other, that's called autodebatey and can result in an entire population getting debate prions, ideas so misshapen they cause debate dementia.

Is there a copilot tab on the fucking options screen? No. No there is not. No way to fucking opt out of this sad desperate tragic ass garbage all the morally bankrupt tech bro assholes are so desperate to wedge into our lives to make everything worse. It makes me so fucking mad.

I'm trying to assemble a civpro study guide to use for my exam Monday, and fucking MS Word keeps throwing it's AI bullshit at me. I've searched how to disable copilot, or preferrably kill it forever, and I keep getting 'go to the options screen, and the copilot tab, and turn it off."

U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.

a chatgpt branded magic 8 ball

"i love that you asked this"

the small language model arrived

they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses

age assurance screenshot: It looks like you haven't added your birthdate. You must provide an accurate date of birth to use Bluesky. Two buttons: - Yes, I am 38 - No, I don't belong here

ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined

If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.

The Roman emperor who died from eating too much cheese Lots of emperors met ignominious ends. And then there was Antoninus Pius.

It's called leadership.

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

Imagine if the merger kills the HARRY POTTER TV show and all those people showed their whole ass for nothing