Totally not staged pic after 4-5 bottles of fizz
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Totally not staged pic after 4-5 bottles of fizz
Merry Christmas - now pay for it all…
Sidecars… sidecars causes dads…
And look how he handles the pussy
I almost explained what it stood for, but it’s so dull I thought better of it… so yes, sure… Elton…
I… uh… sure Andy
*pats bottom*
I… uh… sure Andy
*pats bottom*
Sometimes the big goofball has to pretend to be professional 🤷🏻♂️
Then it will be easy for us to fit you in with us ☺️
Right back atcha, baby daddy
Quick selfie dump from dad’s trip to Hong Kong
What it’s like opening Bluesky in public…
Timelapse of 18 hours of travelling…
Someone (not me, thankfully) stepped on it…
It wasn’t the best thing I’ve ever done… 🤢
I just had to scoop a dead frog off our drive and put it in the bin…
*curtsies*
You never stopped remembering ☺️
Haha, likewise! Although i’m only one minor inconvenience away from going full blown Crazy Cat Lady. I’m good - busy little bee looking forward to my next holiday ☺️
Hallo gorgeous ☺️
I tryyyyyyyy 🫣
Oldest selfie on your phone:
Actual from 2012 and Pandaren-inspired special mention from 2013
You have to say that, you’re my paid Fan Club x
Thank you 🤗
Hiyaaaaaa! 👋🏻
Hello! Remember me? Going to make a concerted effort to use the good social media platform more… ☺️
Yeah, I did hesitate a little on this one… but hard to pin-point the exact year it kicked in… certainly by my mid-teens 🤔
Since 1984, baby
Sorry I struck out, I’m just sad that you’ve not agreed to become our live-in son yet 😔😔
Or maybe you go to a lot of dick appointments, babe. Xoxox
