HobbyMule

I like the way Dr. Becky talks about boundaries, if you haven't run into that already.

Photos of hand-painted miniatures depicting ancient Maya at a stone pyramid. A character named Pulque Man, shaped like a clay, jumps into the scene and offers everyone a drink. A parody of the Kool Aid man. The last photo shows an ancient Mayan painting of a Pulque jar with a face, and credits an Instagram account called Aztec Religion with first pointing out the similarity to the kool aid man.

"¡Ay Si!" Pulque Man kitbashed from a Peppa Pig toy.

When me and the boys hang we play Marrying Mister Darcy.

Unscrewed is absolute mayhem and I love it. #boardgames #gamenight

Happy pride! Rainbow Brite/My Little Pony paint jobs on cheapo Target bucket figs. #happypride

Hench Man makes his debut in the homebrew superhero DnD campaign my nephew is running. Zombicide mini. #dndminiatures #rpgminiatures #dndhomebrew #miniaturepainting

Hi praise but what if I actually want to make a Glrobo Frutodrillo...😬😬😬

Four views of a set of tabletop miniatures painted in fluorescent colors. The miniatures represent native American characters for the game setting Dracula's America, including a werewolf and a bear. The bear is painted black and white with highlights of neon pink on its chest and eyes.

A Skinwalker Tribes warband for Dracula's America. They can transform into wolves or bears, so I painted up a cheap toy bear. The pink collar is supposed to recall the chest markings visible in spectacled, sloth, and sun bears. But it just looks like it's wearing a bib. I'm fine with that.

Thanks! This one is by Eureka.

The band.

Plagued by the bell.

Up n at em.

The Tickler.

@ierthling on IG just put out the 2nd Peace Game Almanac: all One Page Games! My submission was Harmony28, playable solo or coop with 2-4 minis. Check it out!

Have you seen the new ttrpg? its called IRON HOPE it uses the Engraved In The Heart system, but you can also use it to play Bedtime Bozos too. Dude it's a rules-flaccid demure-core egg collecting system that literally uses the Borko manifesto. Throne Throaters is compatible with it. You can literally play Throne Throaters with it. There are 10,000 punters on Project Punter punting Throne Throaters right now. People are calling it a Dungeonbone killer. Melvin Shneeb reviewed it on his blog, Shneeb Hole. Go to Shneeb Hole to read about it. Systems Bitch Magazine says it revolutionizes incentivized friendship.

Trying Bsky again now I have a new phone with more storage. It was VERY finicky about posting photos with my old phone, fingers crossed...

A musician for my own Harmony28 game, this one a slightly modified Thames River Estuary mini by @banhus_miniatures, available @mammothminiatures. Loved painting all the little snails and barnacles all over him.

#miniaturepainting #tabletopgames #rpgminiatures #dndminiatures

MAIZE BORG: Kernel Edition by Black Market Press Free Text Only Community Building Edition

Very proud and excited to share with you all : MAIZE BORG

FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽

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Hand drawn word Hvsk

HVSK SHEET WALKTHROUGH PART 1: “Hvsk” So first of all, what the hell is a “Hvsk”? Mork Borg used the genius term “Skvm” to refer to the doomed characters that are played and often killed during games.

Photographs of handpainted miniatures: a monkey, a mesoamerican woman, and two scratchbuilt trees. All airbrushed neon blue and green.

Ceiba trees, when conjured by a Behique Healer, can walk and fight so long as they have access to water.

I started with sticks, sculpted on sinuous Ceiba roots with Milliput, twisted wire for branches, tore up some foam for foliage, and added some 3d printed mushrooms.

#maizeborg #entmoot25

A unicorn, definitely not a unicorn costume that has split to reveal two goblins within. Definitely not that. Image has a caption that reads "fool proof."

Hand drawn character sheet for Maize Borg

The Maize Borg Hvsk Sheet for the Kernel Edition has been harvested from the rotting compost of our nightmares. I’ll be explaining the mechanics of the game over the next few days with the details in the #charactersheet Art by @hobbymule.bsky.social Logo by thaumaturge_artworks Design by Eli

Handpainted miniatures depicting a scene from mesoamerican folklore. Two maya warriors approach a calabash tree containing a human skull. Flourescent colors.

Family reunion: the Hero Twins meet their father, the Skull Tree, in Xibalba.

Of course I did #maizeborg trees for #entmoot25 ! Sticks, wire, milliput calabashes, and a skull from the "skeleton warriors" bag that keeps on giving.

One Eye the demonic messenger says, "Have a Superb Owl Sunday, or I will carry you to Xibalba to play with the bladed Ball."
#superbowlsunday

Sooty says: "remember kids, to have a Superb Owl Sunday, stay away from the magic and the potions, and enjoy a few puffs of safe and nutritious tobacco!" (Paid for by the Tobacconists' Guild. Claims not verified by the Apothecaries' Guild. Sooty may be an enchanted owl.)
#superbowlsunday

TBH I'd have trouble suspending disbelief if characters behaved this sensibly. Wholly unrealistic.

My precioussss
#miniatures #minipainting

The few who claim to have visited Xibalba and all relate that the underworld demons forced them to play the BOLLgame against a number of pale-skinned, oddly-dressed, bearded men who spoke an unnatural tongue and carried unfamilar weapons. #maizeborg

The Witz Empire. PCs and NPCs for Mäize BORG:
L: Human Sacrifice
C: Death Priest or Traitorous Cacique
R: Cacique's retainer

#maizeborg

Nah I'm the one who went there