Wren

This is a gross thing to say and it sucks, but ALSO: what does it even mean for a world to be "perfect." Is there death in this world. Is there disease. Is there violence.

Cheese perched on a piece of java wood with a flat wood base, designed to rest on Wren's desk along with a bunch of office supplies and little figurines.

I've always wanted one of these fancy tabletop perches but all my other cockatiels through the years have been too rascally to stay put on one. Not so for Cheese, who has not a single rascally feather on his body.

Took him to see elderly folks at the senior center. They gave me baked goods.

Cheese the cockatiel standing on a plastic bin containing a grocery store carrot cake

Cheese cake ...

Macbeth kind of gave me an unrealistic expectation of how relevant being born via caesarian would be in life

How a Parrot Learns Its Name in the Wild | Bird Academy • The Cornell Lab As pets, parrots mimic the sounds around them, including their human companions. But in the wild, they only make the sounds of their own species. Wild parro ...

Parrots name their babies

wtf! Some people just love the feeling of earning Internet points even if they have to make stuff up ig

Very photogenic toad posing for the camera in front of a backdrop of painted pumpkins

Brought this toad to my weekly class of first graders. They immediately asked why he didn't have a penis. My automatic response was "he doesn't need one."

I mean it's definitely a very rude thing to call someone!!!!

Cheese the cockatiel

How about a Cheese griffon

No ... bellend is British slang for the head of a penis.

Nobody warned me that adulthood involves so much inventory management. Usually of other people's inventories.

Aw man they're all over in Maryland! Also used to find tons of really big ones in Kansas. If I knew how to mail them to you I would. BUT also I forgot my tank isn't vulgare anymore, it's nasatum (nosy pill woodlouse). They're really cute and pretty similar to vulgare, but they often have stripes.

Wow frogs are really eating fancy stuff these days I guess. I've just got A. vulgare and P. scaber from the yard ... but I'm trying to breed them orange

I have an isopod terrarium just like that! What species are your critters?

I hate that my teeth chatter when I'm upset. I'm feeling internal despair but on the outside I look like I'm in the Scooby Doo haunted house.

Having an election for the first time seems a bit less silly. The idea that there's a monarch that rules for life but also was elected is really compelling to me. How did that happen.

My spouse just asked me "這些是我們的橄欖嗎?" (are these our olives?) And I answered "我們? Si." I don't speak Spanish.

I think it's really funny when children's stories want there to be a monarchy for the aesthetic, but they don't want any awkwardness around monarchy as a form of government, so they have a democratically elected king

Oatmeal 👍 #gruel #myslop

Cereal box with a parody of Count Chocula on it called Baron Blag-Os. Type AB positive flavor hemoglobin cereal + marshmallow scabs. He is holding a syringe of blood and looking at a bowl of red froot loops.

my evil cereals

Ripley: u wanna noodle?
Spouse: That's not what this is.
Ripley: what is it?
Spouse: It's oatmeal.
Ripley: a berry?
Spouse: Nice try.

Cockatiel on Wren's hand

Having a sick in bed day and my spouse brought me Cheese

These really help thank you. Grabbing several to put in my pockets.

Wish me luck eating food tomorrow

they should make a kind of sleep that is restful

thex athigned at birfthhhh

I am, thank you, it was more of a vent about past events than anything else

Oh yeah I'm fine. This is actually about someone else's sepsis.

"time heals all wounds" wrong. sepsis