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Took a nap but now I have a headache. 🤕 naps are supposed to heal, not damage!

homer simpson covering his eyes with his hands Alt: homer simpson covering his eyes with his hands, doing the whine

Kissed a boy tonight.

A selfie of me in an elevator. Black & white sweater, green pants and a takeaway bag.

Got me lifted, feeling so gifted.

a close up of elmo from sesame street with big eyes and a yellow beak . Alt: elmo staring

This is how I flirt:

I got a caramel pumpkin latte and I they accidentally gave me a caramel peach latte. It’s what I get for going to Dutch Brothers during rush hour I guess lol

Taking a risk sounds great. But only if it has a 100% chance of working out. :)

💧🏳️‍🌈🧍🏽‍♂️

Touristing out

Furthest I've been:

N: Dublin, Ireland
E: Tokyo, Japan
S: Honolulu, Hawaii
W: Honolulu, Hawaii

I need to get south of the equator. This is embarrassing!

A mirror selfie of my backside. In a grey shirt & orange jockstrap. Showing off a furry butt

Hope you have a plump and fuzzy #humpday 🥳🍑

I haven’t gotten the invite yet 😞

When all the hot men are leaving the locker room at the same time… 🧐

a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water . ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .

Someone is 20 feet away on Sniffies

Tubi May be annoying with the ads but the amount of LGBT movies they have is unparalleled

Felt. A guy told me that he prides himself in being an open communicator. He is currently ghosting me. 🧐

I’m still thinking & hoping debut TV will come out and maybe Reputation vault tracks with a full re-record down the line? 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

I prefer to bottom 🥸

A faceless top twink messaged me recently on Sniffies that goes to my gym. Another gym-spiration.

Me on the beach in pink shorts and a white shirt with a sunburn on my chest

Been at the beach. 🏖️

I took an edible 14 hours ago and I’m still feeling it a bit. 🫨

It’s rough every once in a while but the extra paychecks and the hotel job perks are worth it. Thank you, though ❤️❤️

I’m a regional marketing coordinator and also a front desk agent. I gotta work two jobs for this lol

My concert lineup is so faggy & gaggy this year: Kylie Minogue, Shakira, Lady Gaga and Dua Lipa. Whew! I WON!

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . Alt: I’m doing my part!

Just gotta get through this shift then I’m gonna go home, get high and watch Starship Troopers.

Got to see AOC today! 🫨❤️

Going to a Bernie & AOC rally next week! My area never gets democratic rally’s so I’m glad they are finally stepping up the game here.

a woman holding a gun in front of a sign that says live on it Alt: a woman holding a gun

Wow… the thanks I get for posting cute pics

#humpday (deluxe double cheeked up jockstrap edition)

A photo of me on the ground arching my lower half off the floor. Wearing a jock

Happy #humpday

Traded! Thanks babe! 😘 I’m gonna start googling flights now 🤓