Shana

I saw that earlier and was 😬

Okay byeeee see yall tomorrow to watch the race and complain about how tired I am.

Please don’t remind me.

It’s different seeing it IRL. Assuming you don’t get shoved trying to do so 😒

SAP is a Philly company IIRC, can anyone help?

I just HAD to get into F1.

I AM TIRED. can we please move this shit along?

Whoops.

Good job Kyle

INSANE.

Let’s do that baseball

Kyle Schwarber murdering a baseball will heal me.

We need people to put those “I did that” stickers all over gas pumps again.

I'm just here to acknowledge what a fucking loser he looks like in this picture.

I went to their website. They have a black sesame custard pie this month 🤤

I need it.

the coffee custard pie that they sell from four & twenty blackbirds in Brooklyn is phenomenal though.

Guess I'm glad I don't own a car.

Honestly, I’d rather just do it myself. (I do not use the word function to create TOCs and TOAs.)

Wait omg I have officially made it an entire work week without going out (and paying) for lunch. CLAP FOR ME!

Streetbird is not bad. A good replacement for the closed Chick-fil-a in Liberty Place, if you don’t want to spend a ton of money at Federal.

I am getting lunch today. Thankfully, it’s free, courtesy of the wonder coupon I got at a temple basketball game. 🙌🏻
I will never spend my own money there lmao

Why does he think he should have any say in who leads another country?

Love that!

Omg I didn’t even think about that. It’s been driving me nuts that it’s starting middle of the day, but I guess that does happen with witnesses that won’t have hours and hours of testimony.

Do it. I did three hockey games when I was in Montreal last January. First time doing sports alone, so I was nervous, but it was wonderful.

Doing stuff alone is the best. Learning to be comfortable doing stuff alone was hard, but I did it, and I’m so glad I did. Don’t wait for people to join you if it keeps you from doing things you want to do!

Why is Alex’s mom dressed like that sequin bag everyone had in high school in 2006?

I’m not convinced that “my mouth is dry” wasn’t Monty telling me to get my ass home so he can get his nightly drink from the sink.

Or I guess he’s my soul cat. That’s a thing people are saying now.

I love this damn cat so much. Both of them, obviously. But Monty is different. If my soulmate is a cat, it’s him.