Rosie Delaney 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Nice spiders ya got there mate. Sure be a shame if someone… *raises eyebrow* …fucked them

Sympathy cards? Ummmm how about EMpathy cards?! Do better everyone

Many times in my early 20s I’d go to people’s houses and would hear about their dog, “Oh, she normally hates men but she loves you.” The signs are there if you care to look.

“Your skin’s got a real glow to it, babe.”
“Thanks, it’s ‘cause I’m incredible sweaty all the time.”

2000s: internet loves cat
2010s: internet loves dog
2020s: internet loves capybara
But when will internet love fellow human??
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Genital reconstructive surgery is really just a great example of upcycling

Us millennials are scary. Eventually we’re gonna have old people saying “…and I was like…”

Hey @tonymartin.bsky.social is Dave Clacton the WA premier now?

Watching the women’s #Ashes right now feels like

Looking at the stats, it might seem like Steve Smith has gone past Sunil Gavaskar for career runs, but there’s actually an optical illusion that shows that Sunny is still in front #SLvsAUS

My gender reveal was less of a party and more my girlfriend leaving me

Oh nice! I’ll text you tomorrow!

Bless ya heart! Maybe I’ll try go after work tomorrow

My external monologue for the last 24 hours:

Could you please explain what it is to me?

*looking at some swash and rubbing my hands together*

“Ooohhh yeah, buckle up”

I turned 7 yesterday. Happy tranniversary to me. It’s never too late to be true to yourself ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

So often I’ll think I’m having a good day then this pops into my head and just floors me

Kicked out of my friend’s intervention for starting my letter with “Ya miiight as well face it you’re addicted to drugs!”

Nice laurels ya got there mate. Very ornate. Sure be a shame if someone were to… rest on them

You ever hating on someone so you go to their Wikipedia and get really disappointed when they don’t have a “Controversies” section?

“Why did you finally go electric?”
“…because it’s a Toyota.”

- A Complete Unknown (2024)

All the Fox commentary is just asking Alyssa Healy, a great player and commentator, about Starc. Alison Bechdel would be having a conniption #AUSvIND

It’s late, here’s an archival thirst trap to keep my feed ~me~

There’s actually way more than one thing that got me trippin’

I am unfortunately now single again and have often been described this way

Ali Jesus fucking Christ. Will you marry me?

Alternatively: Breakups suck. There are only so many times a week I can sit somewhere looking wistfully off into the distance

Breakups are great. Been meaning to get around to smoking twice the number of cigarettes a day

Happy to jump on an emergency pod. I may cry