Dr Malice

a hair bobble made of sari silk - pale pink with a rose pattern and a blue trim. shown on a background of a green dress patterned with tiny dandelion - esque tufts

always succumbing to my love of sari silk

A merwoman holding a comb and a mirror, riding a big fish. This is the colophon from this book: https://www.e-rara.ch/zuz/content/zoom/8532285

Entering the weekend like this angry-fish riding, mirrow and comb holding, slightly smiling merwoman in 1530 on a printer's mark from the Zurich-based Augustin Frieß... #bookhistory

Today I want to talk about Jess’ Rule and Martha’s Rule, two new initiatives across NHS England that I think are really important and you should know about.
Tl;dr: if your symptoms are not improving or getting worse, at home or in hospital, you have the right and Drs the responsibility to review.

saw these @regretteruane.bsky.social - thought of you 💜

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

Oh my GOODNESS! Delighted that Hob is such a great gender neutral name.

FRED.

Listen, the more my sister insists I get my botox done, the more alive I am to the prospect of total crone-ification.

I’m always doing something shifty- in this instance, visiting friends.

Babes, wake up, the moon is rising over the flat fenland, and in the houses, lights are coming on.

ohhhh i think i need this!

If I haunt anywhere, it’s unfortunately probably Peterborough station, where I am eternally caught, in bursts of energy dating back to 2006, heaving a suitcase frantically through the asbestos tunnel of doom between the platforms.

If you see me, wave!

Traversing the length of Britain to report: somewhat foggy throughout.

i am exactly the same. 1 forever, 7 for nonsense

hang onnnnn have you overtaken my proofing?

a woman in a white dress is sitting on a green couch . ALT: a woman in a white dress is sitting on a green couch .

Exceptionally well moisturised, the laundry is on, and guess who is *on their holidays*?

Just to be absolutely clear: it’s time for a bath.

Genuinely thrilled to learn more about the evolution of the orifice, let’s have it.

Coming soon! The 404 Ink Bursary for small presses and accompanying crowdfunder will launch in mid-March. This will give away at least £3,000 to small presses - we hope to raise more to pay it forward to even more people.

BREAKING: Scottish Labour MP Joani Reid has said 'she is not part of her husband's business activities' after he was arrested on suspicion of spying for China

🗣️ 'I have never been to China. I have never spoken on China or China related matters in the Commons'

A photo of a spread of purple, white and yellow crocuses in a park.

A photo of purple, white and yellow crocuses in a park.

Good morning.

People can debate AI all they like, but surely we can all agree that anyone who owns or uses a pair of the pervert glasses that secretly record people should be ostracised immediately and totally from our society? I'm sorry but your pervert glasses prove you're a pervert! Get out of town!

Alas NO, because of my Lead Glaze Twitchiness, but there is OFTEN a Salad of Dreams, arranged as best I can to look like a floral display, or cold potato salad.

ah! i too own this tureen! no hyacinths in it… yet.

ahhhhhh BUT THE IMMEDIATE NOPE, i feel this in my bones

however, I will say, you cannot go wrong with some dances (especially in praise of the moon), and leaving out something strong to the gods of change.

your bs meter in future. a great meditation tool/the water comes 'alive' as it melts and its influence positively interacts with your discernment.

SO, afaik, this (plus lunar eclipse) is a great time of stripping out of bullshit, a great time of change. My 101 advice is - pop a jar or two of water out under the moon tonight, capture the great disruptive energy, freeze into ice cubes and let one melt before you make any decisions that ping

THE BLOOD MOOOOON

I was *obsessed* with these - and what beautiful editions!