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2 Yakubian settlers were liquidated yesterday. One Rustam Golomov from Petah Tikvah, a second whose name is being withheld

waffles…

what is the new CEO gonna do to us that jaygarber didnt

Israel has begun its ground invasion into southern Lebanon. They will not make it far

who you think gonna drink water on the toilet

how you so dehydrated you need water on the toilet

Hezbollah is hammering Kiryat Shmona nonstop, the largest Israeli city in the northeast. 80% of its population had already been evacuated since the Gaza War, hopefully this seals its fate

*RXKNephew voice* why yo Britta filter next to yo toilet

Missile barrage map

The Decolonization of Galillee and Golan is well underway

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

im a gorilla in a fuckin coupe finna pull up to the zoo

Kal-El No!

Luis Guzman would make an incredible live action wario

Holon (city just south of Tel Aviv) burning yesterday

America has culture. It’s jazz, rock & roll, millenial core lcd sound system, infinite greed, non-surgical procedures & Botox

LOVELY UPDATE

Israelis are fleeing droves. 600 Israelis evacuated from Ben Gurion Airport to Athens on UAE charter planes. The population of the Hitlerian Entity is decreasing for the first time since October 7th.

They literally have less culture than America and that bar is insanely low

Indian journalist Braj Singh corroborates reports that Israel is hiding true death toll

MLB on Fox on Twitter: Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

Despite the last claim, still lots of troop movement in US. Units being activated for mobilization, lots of steak and lobster getting thawed out in the mess halls rn

Some text updates:

Meta “temporarily closes” its Tel Aviv office

Kushner trip to ISR cancelled last minute (security concerns?)

Iran denies it’s running out of launchers

Widespread reports that Israelis are looking for an “off ramp”, Trump says “war with Iran is basically over”

SES Communications relay destroyed, this makes it impossible for Israelis to get the early warnings they’ve been getting up to now

*producer tag* ayo DJ Chud stop the steal bruh

tha Trending tab on here is like nonsense distraction shit mfs not actually talkin bout that shit

Obama’s Mom, Big Chungus’ Mom, Ursula from The Little Mermaid

I did the Graber Run in 12 Parsecs

when i speak 2 someone in Spanish n they respond in Portuguese i feel like im in a Star Wars cantina

If i miss one exit on the highway im finished