joanna

lmao yeah door-to-door service to the airport costs a lot of money! Avoid if at all possible imo, but it’s none of my business I suppose

“We want our garbage and we want it cheap”? Ok? And haven’t the prices gone up in part because the workers’ wages have gone up? Not gonna catch me complaining about that one, personally

Including fast food prices in these complaints feels idk, revealing somehow?

This is a Byeeeeee Bitch for the ages

The thought that a bunch of smug know-it-alls are out there judging Cheryl really bothers him. Look she’s not the way she is because we think we’re so smart. It’s because of other stuff she’s got going on.

u know that’s correct

Do you have kids?

Like, stop checking Instagram? Idk, I can’t help you if you don’t help yourself

God I wish

“One of the hard parts of modern parenting is getting mixed messages on medical issues” sounds like a joke. Are you kidding. Tighten up your shit, I have no patience for this.

I love when people act like taking your kid to the doctor to get their shots is the hard part of parenting. Bro I have a kid with white coat syndrome and a needlephobia and it’s not even approaching being the hard part of parenting her

So close! They are not good faith questions💕

YOU GET ONE WIFE 😡🫵 #NewGirl is streaming now on Peacock. #NickMiller #Schmidt TikTok video by Peacock

Has anyone tried emailing Lindy’s husband the You Get One Wife scene from new girl
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Cs9yqM/

Sure hathen’t

Received an enraged wall-of-text rant from a student bc I accidentally deducted 1 point for lateness anyway after agreeing to an extension, reminded me of getting bawled out at Borders Books in 2003 when a customer thought I was stealing $.10 from her but really I was just bad at the register

Then at the end we have her claiming to have reinvented the wheel, to have Chosen the specific brand of marriage that suits her, as though all successfully married people don’t do that, except whoops she did not in fact Choose it at all, if you factor in the gun to her head,

She does not sound *happy* to me. Oboe getting louder imo

“Please put in the newspaper that I talked myself into being ok with my husband cheating on me”

This guy, I’ll tell you what

When she said she doesn’t want to be the kind of person who says No, you can’t go to Portland to be with your girlfriend whose friend died

I don’t need to drive all the way around anyplace. Three quarters is plenty

And you can’t drive through the middle at all, or on the western side. There’s like one road that goes in a semicircle around 3/4 of the island. It’s adorable I think. Great place.

I listened to the audio in the car and when she said her husband had been divorced twice by age 27 I made a noise that can be written as hyhuugh

Guy who puts on his most serious & disdainful face to say Goo Goo Ga Ga at you

On Kauai we were having a lil laugh at the sticker shock people from the rest of the country must get when they fill up there

I haven’t seen gas that low in idk but it should be higher than San Diego prices too

It should cost more

I am the twelve billionth person to spontaneously come up with that

A Walkable Feast

If you like to Just Walk Around you can’t do better than Paris