Hydrocarbon Death Cult

Bow down
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves

Dr. Bieda shared an X post from Mark Fox (Meteorologist-in-Charge in Norman, OK) conveying a request for help to major media sources, asking that calls to the NWS should not be about radar interpretation.

Amplifying an important message about what folks SHOULD NOT call an @nws.noaa.gov office concerning radar interpretation during a severe weather outbreak, as #meteorologists at the office are assuredly doing so and it takes time valuable time from such interrogation to warn about actual #tornadoes.

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: “meth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy

The problem with you there, mate, is your tide. You haven't got any.

Epic Fury’s frontman asked to leave Warped Tour after inappropriate behavior

How a DHS shooting of a third U.S. citizen went unnoticed for months No state or federal agency disclosed that a Homeland Security Investigations agent had killed Ruben Ray Martinez until it was revealed in a public records request.

DHS killed a 23yo in Texas in March 2025 the same way they killed Renee Good www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

logging on

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

LMFAO

I am begging Americans to please try, just once, to form a normal relationship with their political figures and representatives.

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

he moves like the michael keaton batman. like his head shoulders and back are all one big piece of plastic.

ExxonMobil CEO tries the 87 and 89

AIM away message in 2003 ultimately replaced by the lyrics to Ocean Avenue in comic sans

man looks like they made a Frankenstein out of a whole anime club

I gotta get mine fixed up and hope it can still carry my fat ass lmao

screenshot. "What didn’t go well: The initial part of the meeting included a lengthy, off-topic discussion about tornadoes and the phrase "nothing burger," which consumed valuable time"

just to give you an idea of my utterly humorless employment situation, this AI meeting recap of some casual banter before a weekly group call is without exaggeration the funniest thing that's happened on the clock for over a year

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

Listen to @bloodwork.show

love too watch the world get more and more dangerous as we just barrel toward the conflagration

opening up where da blicky again, sighing

getting an air tag for that thang

Confession I haven’t actually been keeping that thang on me

#tornado last night near Bluff City, KS around 11:30pm #kswx

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

It’s Friday