Laura better be acting shocked and pissy!.. Myles did her a favour: Made the move she wanted AND allowed her to keep her name clear with the girls!.. buddy up with King Rat and ditch the high maintenance crew, Laura! #survivorAU

I’ll be dark on her if she turns on them! They did her a literal favour AND kept her name clean with the girls!.. she owes them!

when you’re watching survivor and they play the move you strategized and it just feels like you’re in their alliance … #survivorAU

Omg Myles, LEGEND STATUS! #survivorAU

Goddamn every single balance/stacking challenge and I’m here holding my breath like my life depends on it! #survivorau

throwing challenges is piss-weak play #survivorau

‘Max, the tribe has spoken’ are the words this little survivor fan has been waiting to hear! Hope you and Jezzabelle are well, Maxie! 😘 #survivorAU

Ally isn’t tipsy on champagne she’s tipsy on perceived power! #survivorau

I love my bluesky #survivorau fam for the simple reason that I haven’t seen anyone of you refer to a player as “mother”… bless you beautiful people 🙏🏼🙏🏼

JLP and his cheeky double entendres 😏😍 #survivorau #nutsack

See, I was excited about the coven, but idk… not vibing their coven in that episode!

I had a quick check on Aus first vote outs… I think it was a 6/4 (so leans toward females but not terribly)

How is it 2025 and we’re still playing gender alliances?! 🙄 #survivorau

Calling any and all #survivorau fam… 👋🏼

The way people are coughing in this cafe and not wearing masks is making me wonder if the whole pandemic was actually just a dream 🙄

When your camera is in selfie mode the morning after getting your brows done and you’re like oof, hi there!..

Is it too soon to say I love bluesky?!

in my no excuses era
(subject to change tomorrow)

Haha I would never!

why must my sink sound so demonic when it drains?!..