Yeah! I picked up a labeller recently here, or tried, that is a NoAi tag for a similar reason. So people can glance at my stuff and know automatically I'd truly rather throw my computer into a bonfire.
Hey stupid question. If you drink some water while sniffing this can you convince yourself you're drinking flat baja blast? For science.
I always appreciate maximum number of images per post, because I click to read the teeny font at full size, and the easier it is to hit the next button without having to go into the full thread to see more, the more I'll read.
Gear-up? Stow to go? Prep? Pack. Kit up, kit out. Load up. Organize. Ready, ready-up, get readied.
Post post post post. Share the goods, this is a stick-up. I am, in this statement, holding a popcicle stick at you.
I'd avoid AI, it limits your viewership because many of the type of folks who would vote for you auto block it when they see it. I'd be a future constituent, and I know it lowers my estimation of anyone who would stoop to use it with all the major damage it's causing society and the environment.
And I kinda mean it! As much as time running out via aging SUPER scares me, I'm still here, which my teenaged self would be baffled by. I know myself better. Even under this fog of horror and fear the world is inflicting daily, even housebound, even queer, I do small things & breathe. I am lucky.
Coming up on my 37th birthday next Sunday: thrown my neck out sneezing, spent all December fighting my first ever sciatica, bought the wrong numbered candles for cake, disrupted circadian rhythm into biphasic sleep, and am still battling years of semi-consistent fatigue.
What a joy to grow older! 🤟
Lots of gay sex and emotions I hear. He intends to bring me down with him, so I shall know shortly.
Microsoft ignores the "no auto-update" setting for "big important updates" unfortunately. It's happened to me a few times. And if you restart at all while updates are paused, it decides to push it anyways. So it's probably not on you at all!
Oh you're in actual HELL hell. Okay, I am compelled to make a system restore point immediately, and keep my Linux Mint thumbdrive handy as an emergency OS if Windows sneaks it past me and I have to bypass it to get my stuff, double thank you!
Maybe look into rolling back the update? Not sure what you've tried, but it sounds like this is a hellscape I am going to be avoiding, thanks for the heads up!
This is a quote from God, watching me spit blood and continue on like nothing happened after his latest nerf attempt.
Cracked, and subsequently lost half of, a tooth due to a single(!) grain of salt on nachos. Just recovered from 6 weeks of sciatica pain because I lifted a bag of cat food I lift all the time. Gave myself lifelong motion sickness while gaming, because I played Spyro while recovering from heatstroke.
Mind you I'm accident prone so there's some great ones. A fan fell off my shelf and hit me in the face so hard I had a seizure. I tipped over on a chair laughing and a scanner snapped closed on my head like a mimic. I skidded pell-mell into the front of my stove, riding on a piece of broken car...
Tapped too hard on a gerbil aquarium and put my whole forearm through it. Still have a scar. Second place? A fabric pillow tag, still on pillow, gave me a paper cut. This was within the same week I shoved my hand into a drawer of knives and rooted around unscathed, mind you. For insult to injury.
I wish there was a self-labeler so I could slap a "🚫AI" on the whole account and have it show up under my name. But, I guess my bio will do!
Uragani's 2025 yearly round up, with one picture representing each month. January is a white gecko sci-fi character. February is a sketch of a girl with thick braids and a glare. March is a rainbow headed girl with a gem in her chest and a bunch of arm shields. April is a man in sci-fi fantasy armor. May is Richie Lipschitz drinking a white monster. June is a sketch behind an image of the artist's persona, and a small image of Miles a character of theirs. July is a cat eared lad in a winter forest. August is the artist's persona again, looking like an OD'd rockstar. September is a fake anime screenshot of the ship of Richie Lipschitz and Max Jagerman. October is a very tired fox doing the Ben Affleck meme face with a cute cat anthro behind him. Both November and December are more Max Jagerman art, one a gift for the artist's boyfriend's birthday. There is a skull logo in the corner of the summary marking it Uragani.
Happy 2026!🧨 Here's my traditional art summary for the year. In 2024 I took a complete break from comms and minimized work to help recover from Burnout. This year I did 12 comms & Art Fight! Yay! Taking a break works!
Wait, I hate that… you mean I have to rest⁇ 🥺
#art #artsummary #artsummary2025 🎨
A crunched JPG meme of an enthused college dude giving a presentation titled "How To Smash Puss like The Frat Star You Are: Getting Your Rocks off without Looking like a Total Geed" and subtitled "As told by someone who has experience in fucking" while another classmate lays his head down in shame and consternation. The memetic figures have been replaced by Starkid's Nerdy Prudes Must Die Characters, drawn over the originals. Now starring in the image is Max Jägerman as the enthused speaker, and Richie Lipschitz as the long suffering companion. In the corner is an artist signature, URAGANI and the date 12/25.
Well, I had to make a #NPMD meme out of this after I saw it. Because @ravmutt.bsky.social plays #MaxJagerman just like this, and my #RichieLipshitz has to suffer through it. Somehow, we ship #Michie despite them clearly suffering each other's existence at all times. It's cute! I swear! 🎨
Exactly what I immediately thought. The old Minecraft joke repurposed, The children long for the Krampus.
I guess the Grinch suits commercialization, because he has more modern personality lore, and less child beating/stealing/eating. Sarcastic dog lover with a sad past? We can use that.
Thank you! On top of that, Photoshop isn't built on (new) human suffering.
Generative AI is implicated in pollution, modern day slavery, water shortages, cancer, asthma, murder-suicides, cognitive decline, deskilling, and psychosis! Not to mention supporting invasive surveillance & misinformation.
Usually everyone has this emotional (sometimes horny) answer that inspires others...
I saw a girl in class get fawned over for badly drawn flowers, and said, "Absolutely not. Mine now." And spitefully drew better things for attention and forgot how to stop once I had tamed the act of creation. 💀
Best BBQ has a pig on the roof. No pig, it's not really gonna satisfy.
If someone directly asks for power, they're going to be the worst person for the role. Unless, they ask as a byproduct of their sheer annoyance with a thing they want to fix. Then they'll be the best.
Max Jagerman of Nerdy prudes Must Die, sticking his tongue out at the audience with a sassy grin, fists punched in the air, while he poses wearing a Nighthawks letterman jacket and nothing underneath. (And jeans.)
Drew this for @ravmutt.bsky.social 's Birthday (November 25th)! It's a #MaxJagerman from #NPMD being cool and shit, like he's good at. 💕🎨
I get the same vibe as Titan A.E.'s Gune, brilliant, charming, and a bit of a goof with a love for old me— science. I meant science.
I mean, why ignore an opportunity right? throne.com/uragani
Hey, btw, consumed with guilt over still no comms or -tober art. So a note: The state of the world is a crushing burden at all times. Thinking about it for more than 5 minutes is causing me mental shutdown. I don't post about it because smarter people already do! I'm v. burnt out over here. Sorry!💕
This is why I disable sleep on all computers! Sleep does something funny to the computer, it's killed 5 laptops for me. Once I turned the sleep function off, nothing could kill my laptops but heat and age. One still runs with the screen zip tied through a drilled hole, and half functioning RAM.
Just changed from uragani.bsky.social to uragani.draws.pics! So no one is confused and lost and crying in the dark, scratching at my door hopelessly now that the old name doesn't resolve.
Since Jay continues to sub post like "just leave already" without actually telling people how to, I'll continue to do that for her.
Hey, did you know you can leave bsky and take all your followers and posts with you? Here's how:
bsky.app/profile/bisp...
