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Why fuck off shit.

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I laughed way more than I should have at this

08.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy international woman’s day to women. How are you?

08.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was one of those joke generated things. 😳

01.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t know how she has the audacity when people in Iran are surviving on pot noodles probably.

01.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too much stuffing. No roasties. No carrots. Should have put marmite in the gravy etc etc etc. πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ˜€πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

01.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with #schitts creek written on the bottom ALT: a close up of a man 's face with #schitts creek written on the bottom

I prefer to watch the ceiling.

01.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x

13.02.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

Forgotten it now.

25.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall and says `` high five '' . ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall and says `` high five '' .
20.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alone again?

20.02.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This will get the pulses racing.

17.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I say what I like.

14.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YELLOW THING IN THE SKY?!?!

14.02.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t get my gf a dozen red roses for Valentine’s Day as she only likes the hazelnut in caramel ones.

13.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve made a song which I’m confident could be an hit in Azerbaijan.

10.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t feel very Christmassy.

10.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting with the distribution manager at Harlequin Kitchen!! πŸ˜€πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ #coyi

08.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

64 Zoo Lane.

07.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Show me something more perfect. You can’t x

06.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6

I know you don’t want to but now you’re imagining what Jacob Rees-Mogg’s cum face looks like.

You’re welcome.

05.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Parakeet on wire between 2 trees like an Angry Bird about to catapult itself at the evil pigs

Parakeet on wire between 2 trees like an Angry Bird about to catapult itself at the evil pigs

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Some pigs are about to get their house fucked up for stealing all the eggs

05.02.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTemporary accommodation”

03.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr Jordan B Peterson
@jordanbpeterson
Go to hell you woke
Virtue-signaling race-baiting
Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist
Clickbait disseminating
Bastards
Pop Base
@PopBase β€’ 12h
Today is Elmo's birthday.
He turns 3Β½ years old every year.

Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson Go to hell you woke Virtue-signaling race-baiting Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist Clickbait disseminating Bastards Pop Base @PopBase β€’ 12h Today is Elmo's birthday. He turns 3Β½ years old every year.

It's Elmo's birthday

03.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 9259 πŸ” 1479 πŸ’¬ 460 πŸ“Œ 325

I don’t think Vincent Van Gogh really had a mate called β€œColour-changing Hugh”. I reckon Don McLean made it up.

03.02.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might have a nap.

02.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯Ή

#RIPMoira

30.01.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. You just know that The Karen comments on FB. She’d defend ICE.

28.01.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fascinating. Quite harrowing but not horrible.

28.01.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching #ThePerfectNeighbor on Netflix. Let me tell you this part got me right in the feels.

28.01.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0