klurp

I can confirm that @klurp.bsky.social is a real person from my phone now.

men in LA are so needy omg get a hobby or a job!!!

I think it was bc he was saying how he’s barely been with guys bc it wasn’t that good but I’m good at what I do so…

love this

just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all”

but then you need to take Frontier lol

going ✈️ LA tomorrow…

need to hire a tax advisor this year bc I have to file in 3 states 😃 this will be fun

my nose :/

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I know what I like 🙂‍↕️

wish I was joking, I don’t even know when he did this either

my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me

I lived in NJ, worked in NY, and then moved to CA so I have to pay in all 3

short guys are so fucking hot

I have to pay taxes in 3 states this year 😭

I ordered food at a restaurant at Newark airport and they called my name and some other guy went up and was like “that’s my name but it’s not what I ordered.” turns out his name is Kurt too. what’re the odds I meet another Kurt at the same restaurant at the same airport

can’t wait to be back in SF and not have to come back to NY for 4 months

using my DoxyPEP that I have a 30 day supply of for some reason to treat a sinus infection >>>

the way I took m*lly at 11 PM and was in bed at 5 AM and slept until 2 PM

legit can’t read this 😭

I want this for other people but I never want to be able to read my own

had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair

growling and barking at my screen

hi (louder than everyone else)

no comment

who are you following that went to middle school in 2013

sorry I just don’t trust anyone whose most frequented bar is the Stonewall Inn

going to LA in January :3

damn my body kinda goes insane here