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A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

They look so soft! Hope everyone had fun!

You'd think they'd want you to eat in, encourage the parent to order something to eat with the kid? Strange...

I'm sorry you got conscripted into the Blue Man Group, we're gonna miss you.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

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Loyalty means nothing these days, huh.

That's disgusting, I'm sorry your kiddo's dealing with that. If it's not surprising, maybe the boy that's doing the bullying should be kept away from the other kids?

He passed knowing that he was loved, that's the best thing anyone can hope for. Wishing you the best as you go through the grieving process, and may your lasting memories of him be of the better times.

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Wish I could sometimes, but unfortunately I'm one of the idiots that lives in reality, so...

Heh, could keep going but I definitely feel for you. The university I work at toys with it every now and then but a lot of the students/staff/faculty think it's a terrible idea to get involved in this bubble... Machine learning is powerful, generative stuff is mostly just a scam.

I don't understand all this resistance to ai. Sure, it's wrong a lot of the time, is strictly worse than a lot of existing solutions, was trained on non-consensually harvested data, uses electricity and water in regions where these resources are already in short supply, feeds into delusions... 1/?

Pfft, whelp, that's definitely harder to sing along to! Hope you can get it back to the married couple!

Just pointlessly stupid... If he didn't care, he could've just left it there.

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

That's dumb as hell... Heh, at my work (university campus with lots of student employees) only one person had permissions to check documents for I9 verifications. They work from home most days and can't verify documents digitally, so you've just gotta hope you catch them a day they're around.

That's a cute little blep!

Nice! Always fun to find that some of your favorites as a kid turned out to be worth something!

You are being misled about renewable energy technology. YouTube video by Technology Connections

Let's do this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Spin on the idea, order a none pizza with left beef over the phone.

Order a none pizza with left beef!

They need to be trained to make better life choices, like not joining the secret police. The bits of their 'curriculum' that do leak also show that they are following their training: agitate, escalate, and give the admin an excuse to go scorched earth on blue cities...

Fair point, arguing that swapping to ai images instead of human-made art wouldn't make the cards cheaper does kind of imply that if it did make the cards cheaper, it might be worth it. If Magic traded away its human artists, it would lose a critical part of the game's heart.

A lot of things are the computer's fault, but 'not following the simple instructions I wrote you that are in a nice numbered list' is kinda on you...

... Do they think that the money 'saved' by paying ai for images instead of artists would make packs cheaper? Instead of just going to executives like it always does?

I feel like it's gotta be some kind of learned helplessness...

Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.

That does feel pretty precision made for you...