(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)
BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?
BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?
(Beartato thinks.)
BEARTATO: I don't know.
REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?
EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!
(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!
(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
06.03.2026 19:03
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My secret life as a cat.
06.03.2026 21:38
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This is fantastic. If it could become a regular event it would be amazing!
06.03.2026 19:36
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Very excited about this.
Some really rad games going on sale and getting demos.
If any press peers want to contact Imirt or any of the Irish devs in the run up to Patrick's Day, gimme a shout and I can send you in the right direction!
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Screen shot of text from the end of an email that reads:
If you want, I can also write a much sharper version (still legally safe but far more cutting) that will really land with him and his solicitors.
Pro tip: if you're going to send someone a nonsense letter that you hope uses enough serious sounding "legal" language to be taken seriously, you should probably make sure you delete the bit at the end where ChatGPT offers to write a different version lol
06.03.2026 11:19
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I think I only met one other og Saturn owner in my life lol
06.03.2026 09:35
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Ah and I just realised it's the artwork for sega rally 2 ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
06.03.2026 09:33
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Panzer dragoon saga, sega rally. Yakuza 0, expedition 33, baldurs gate 3, balatro, Fighters Megamix, Streets of rage 2, The Stanley Parable
I always feel I'm having to play catch up after being out of the loop so long with games but these are the best #My9Games I could come up with.
06.03.2026 09:12
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous โStop Cop Cityโ Protester
A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...
SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.
05.03.2026 20:41
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The Transphobia to fascist pipeline strikes again
05.03.2026 18:59
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When this happened the first time I saw it, it was so unexpected that I couldn't stop laughing for ages. One of the funniest tv moments of my childhood for me.
05.03.2026 17:25
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How's your gaming backlog?
05.03.2026 00:00
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I feel very, very grateful that the progresses in treating HIV mean that queer folks in our 20s-40s get to have people like yourself among us being such great ambassadors for our community ๐ I know if I was just a little older I'd have known a lot more people a bit older than me that didn't make it.
05.03.2026 09:54
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Ah well at least they didn't wreck the place lol.
05.03.2026 09:46
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I bet they bank on a certain proportion of tenants not exercising their rights and reckon they can afford a proportion of RTB judgements not going their way.
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The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."
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Majour labour transphobe in foreign agent scandal
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I can count on 1 hand the amount of times I've had transphobic comments on my posts here. Compared to the other place where I'd multiple dedicated hate accounts sub posting every tweet or screeshotting and asking more people to abuse me, sending death threats and hassling my employer on the daily
04.03.2026 19:26
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Yeah. I got referred for a hearing test because my mother mistook my inattentive ADHD for a hearing problem. Turned out my hearing was above average lol
04.03.2026 12:14
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Lol. That's insane. Only a tiny fraction of CPUs have npus
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I'm no fan of the Iranian regime. But they're not idiots. They're prepared for this. The us and Israel are not prepared for a large scale war and the millions it'll kill and thousands upon thousands of troops that'll die.
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Right now they're sending out cheap missiles and drones to exhaust hugely expensive air defenses in the region. Once they're exhausted the big bombs start coming. It's just a mess. A stupid stupid mess.
04.03.2026 00:58
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It's hubris and warped religious fanaticism. It'll increase the strength of the reactionaries in Iran and make them even more entrenched. The us picks off poor countries. Iran is possibly the most powerful nation they've fought since WW2.
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I can only think the US wants to bolster Russia with the inevitable hikes in oil to help them finance Ukraine war efforts in an attempt to weaken the EU after they've run rings around US tariffs and made deals elsewhere. I don't think that'll work either tbh and will only accelerate US isolation.
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Iran is the world's 34th largest economy with 90m people, double the population of Iraq. They've never been fully colonized and their topography is practically impenetrable for a ground invasion. Air strikes aren't going to cut it, even strategic nukes mightn't. They're no pushovers. It's madness.
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Trans people are under attack.
They are trying to make them going out in public illegal.
They are taking away their licenses.
If you cannot see that the moment you unpeople one demographic, you create a gray area for every other demographic, you're beyond hope.
Trans rights are human rights.
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The first season or two is merely ok but it just gets better and better and better
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