Nicole K.

John, I am urging you to watch this. You will not regret it.

Phil Leotardo?

I don't have time for therapy so I'm making do with yacht rock.

Unless his head spontaneously combusts mid-speech, there is nothing of value to be found there.

Like...give me even one technical detail, I'm begging.

The only thing that's heartening is that the current DOJ is so incompetent.

I always liked that name and it's annoying it has been sullied by that pedo.

A minor point but anyone who refers to themselves as "yours truly" is a dipshit.

With all of the IRS staff that's been cut, I don't know if they'll even catch anyone that doesn't file taxes.

Why are people so miserable, that sucks.

Yes (referring to self).

It's about Strawberries and Marshmallows now.

Even if his politics were completely different, Vance would be a forever loser for bringing food to Italy.

I think you'd be a natural.

I'm sorry, this video is so funny.

Today is a *really* good day to be an Aronofsky hater.

If only she could bully ICE the way she bullies her staff.

Like...not to be ageist (bc I'm in this age group) but most of the people who are familiar with Masters of the Universe about this are 45+? And most of them aren't going care enough to see this movie.

diane warren being nominated yet again but this time for a song she wrote for a diane warren documentary... perfection

Trump Administration Appeals Decision in IMLS Lawsuit Brough By State Attorneys General The Trump administration had filed an appeal to overturn the court's decision in November that bars further dismantling of the IMLS.

Fuck Trump and Keith Sonderling with a rusty chainsaw: bookriot.com/rhode-island...

He always scared me, like the organs were going to spill out everywhere. I was maybe a too literal minded child.

Yeah, the way that is worded makes it sound like a highly toxic situation.

Thom's platinum Tina Turner cut era was so funny.

Kent Brockman with whiskey

It will look a little something like this:

I love that Jim Steinman's house looks almost exactly how you'd expect Jim Steinman's house to look.

All I can think of is how gross this must smell.

I always read the newspaper comics when I was a kid, and Doonesbury was always intriguing to me because I had no idea what they were talking about; by the time I did, I found Bloom County more on my wavelength. Maybe it was just a kneejerk reaction against boomer humor.

I'm so sorry for your loss, Chuck.

Real world lolz

A lot of people don't seem to understand how bad the botting problem is on Twitter.