Fred Bojangles

Get them to check his hard drive. ASAP

Steady on there. It only needs a gentle browning to the point of being firm enough and hot enough to enable the butter to spread thickly then melt.

Very, very underrated comment., monsieur l'escallier.

No farridge or reform supporter but not exactly crime of the century, is it?

#NUFC

Remember when Trump accused Zelenskyy of trying to start World War 3? Karma is a bitch, ain't it?

Theresa May has let herself go.

Makes Warren G. Harding look like a bastion of integrity.

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Post a Jedi... wrong answers only

I'm convinced that there's loads more to come from wor Big Nick. Is he an out and out 9 who will bang in 25+ a season? Probably not. But he's a versatile forward with some fantastic attributes and I've no doubt that time and EH coaching will make him a better player.

Any idea what he got sent off for? Was on the bench by then but involved in the fracas between the two dugouts that followed the drama around the late penalty that nearly wasn't. Haven't seen any footage that might implicate him as worthy of a straight red.

Rather take anderson when Forest do.

Fun fact for the Eddie out brigade: if we get another win against Qarabag at home and/ or one more win in the UCL this season, he will have won more UCL proper games than any other English manager. How do you like them apples #nufc

Elanga wasn't terrible and showed some signs that he's starting to get up to speed with the way we play.

Good

The fact that I'm agreeing with even though we were in the alcohol free Doug Ellis upper tier says a lot. Me and the boy went fucking mental every time we scored and I'd only had two pints. #nufc

I wonder if any of our less than charitable and unbroadcastable chanting about the lino made it onto the BBC coverage?

Sob on the Holte ole, ole! #nufc

No but the club social media suggests it's the honking green away kit 😬

I am reminded of the late, great Douglas Adams:

"...the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you...)"

TNT and BBC1. And www.nufc.com is your friend.

Dispassionately, the draw or the home win suits us best as it keeps the chase for Europe tight. I'm not hoping for the latter though. Hell will freeze over before I want the pondscum to win #nufc

No, and he shouldn't.

Alex Ferguson had a patchy start to his first 3-4 Man U seasons but went on to become the PL's greatest ever manager (and yes, I am choosing him over Pep 'Spendthrift' Guardiola.)

Our run in isn't that tricky and I could see us putting a decent sequence of wins together.

I agree with 99% of this.

I take issue with writing the season off. We're in a bad patch that is a combination of workload, injuries to key players (and the associated lack of depth) and a cluster of fixtures against difficult opponents.

With Tino and Joelinton back, our run in isn't that tricky.

For Wissa not to show up against his old club (especially bearing in mind the manner of his departure) tells you everything you need to know about what kind of player we've wazzed £50+ million on.

Been the same all season. Howe's system requires all 10 outfield players to have 8/10 min performances or else it doesn't work. Far too many games where 2-3 have been 5 or 6/10 at best. Murphy, Wissa and Woltemade today.

Wait! We had fizz this season? When was this? I must have missed it.

The attendance at the Etihad was a disgrace tonight, #NUFC fans would be absolutely clamouring for those tickets for a semi-final, or indeed any game at SJP. Shameful club propped up by investments made before the shady PSR rules were brought in specifically to fuck the likes of us and #AVFC

Gordon will be fine. Just didn't want to be seen on the end of a drubbing in case the England manager was watching.

100% bottled it and didn't want to risk being seen on the end of a howking by the England manager.