Alan White (Lawthreeper)

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Doctor. I’m so depressed…
Doctor: have you tried Mollgliachi and glow sticks?

I’m just angry now. Typical bullshit. I was just telling Fontana that the state of the country is a cosmic gumbo.

This actually sounds worse.

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I tried this in the fourth grade in 1989 by copying Dennis Miller's Weekend update. It didn't go well. I didn't have a wig, so my mom made me wear a monster mask with wild hair and we just pushed the mask inside the hair part. The jokes were unfunny too. This did not go well.

I had a huge beautiful wall. For eight years, it stood white. When we moved, I vowed to add framed things to the walls. It was a lot of fun! Now… I don’t think I’ve added a new thing to the wall in a few years?

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:

- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

My gas station fountain sodas have reduced in size by two oz. If you calculate that, it’s about exactly on set for Shrinkflation.

In The nineties, I remember Stockton as the guy in Cottonwood Heights Utah who kept his porch light off on Halloween.

In the third grade, that room was literally my mental mind set for goals in omnipotent Mormon heaven.

I want to make a joke about helicopter parenting regarding a current event. But it’s in poor taste. So here I am just spouting random bullshit to the ether. lol.

Oh wait. Yes. You’re right. My bad.

Back yard. I can not emphasize how bad this looked.

I went to the Internet to see if there are screen shots. There are not. I think k the start of that show brought a lot of erasure to that show with his record.

Here’s the facts: it was a suburban tract housing backyard. Maybe 1/8 acre?

Nope! A decorative full sized lighthouse in somebody’s backyard. It wasn’t a good look.

There was an episode of Seventh Heaven where they build a full sized lighthouse in rural Colorado. It looked really dumb! lol.

I slept well last night. I feel well this morning. Any chance I can keep this for the weekend?

You’re too kind!

I’m just gonna say it. HE TUCC HE SCORES!!

Work day is over. I could use some hammock time.

Your episode is legendary!

My big brindle, Stanley, is not a howler. But he picked it up for Gus Gus.

Randalf the gway?

Puppy attack!! I love these guys.

The man in the yellow hat is an irresponsible trust fund baby. His solution when George orders literally 50,000 donuts? Pay for them.

No wife and kid at dinner tonight. So I heated up some leftover Korean pork belly and rice. Food has been a miserable experience lately. I appreciate this meal.

The pilot, no matter how staged it feels, is actually REALLY good. This show was always about making space feel personal.

There were like four needless deaths on that asteroid heist.