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Anger about cladistics is part of my personal brand. Yinzer. Queer. Probably thinking about systems theory.

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I feel like professional hockey commentators should know better, I'll be real

04.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only in silence the word,
Only in dark the light,
Only in dying life:
Bright the hawk's flight
On the empty sky.

03.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

who the fuck is commentating this pens-bruins game and just pronounced Worcester, MA as "Whor-chester"

04.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sixty years on, a Star Trek writer is still creating strange new worlds Diane Duane’s early days writing fan fiction have led to a remarkable career as a novelist, comic writer and screen writer.

β€œAnd the aliens are wonderfully alien but they still feel like people, and the ideas are wonderful and build on each other logically until a T-rex is eating Pavarotti in Central Park and it makes perfect sense and even feels somewhat inevitable,” says [ @tkingfisher.com ].

27.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem β€œ9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

β€œDolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure β€˜every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

01.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 13771 πŸ” 3023 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 301

I was radicalized by a kind elderly Presbyterian minister in a brightly colored cardigan who played with puppets and told me that people could like me exactly as I am and that everyone is different and that's great and we should like them exactly as THEY are.

02.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1207 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 11
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Squirrel Hill Lunar New Year parade canceled amid fears of ICE in Pittsburgh’s Asian community In lieu of the public event, organizers invite residents to write their New Year’s wishes on red tags, and tie them on trees throughout the neighborhood.

Abolish ICE www.wesa.fm/identity-com...

02.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.

Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.

Four giants control 80% of meat processing.

The evidence of corporate consolidation is everywhere.

It means more power for them and less freedom for you.

27.02.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 11970 πŸ” 4775 πŸ’¬ 600 πŸ“Œ 307

I have always liked asparagus but fresh picked asparagus out of the garden is entirely different and puts any previous asparagus to shame.

25.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

24.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 3364 πŸ” 848 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 26

I couldn't justify that one to myself but I did manage to justify the debbie harry sweatshirt with the grommets because it was cold out.

25.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ICE surge in Minnesota isn’t over β€” it just moved outside of the Metro.

ICE agents are still terrorizing innocent people in the suburbs. They’re targeting bus stops and hospitals and parks and being more deceptive than ever.

This isn’t over until ICE is out of the ENTIRE state.

20.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 796 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 16

You are a woman who plays hockey. You just won the Olympic gold medal. Your national head of state just demeaned you in the most sexist of ways. A music legend invites you to a celebration with him, instead of with the loser guy who just dissed you and your teammates. What would you do? YEAH, BOYYYY

24.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

same. I'm wearing wildfang right now, and i mix it with less edgy pieces for work. a wardrobe of plain work basics from Nordstrom Rack with makeup/hair/jewelry/accessories providing the vibe is my go-to, and wildfang is often on deck for a cool print button-down underneath a black suit.

24.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NEWS: The WNBA informed its teams and the Women’s National Basketball Players Association on Monday that if there isn’t a term sheet in place for the new CBA by March 10, the 2026 season will be impacted, multiple sources told Sabreena Merchant.

24.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

When it's about hating trans people, these motherfuckers can't shut up about how much they care about women's sports.

When it's about women winning a gold medal in hockey, though, it's fun to insult them and act like only men matter.

23.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Left Doesn't Hate Technology, We Hate Being Exploited Techno-cynics are all just wounded techno-optimists.

SO GOOD! "the idea that my political ideology is synonymous with hating technology is confusing. Every leftist I know has a hard-on for high speed rail or mRNA vaccines. But the β€œleft is missing out” blog positions generative AI as the only technology that matters." -- @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social

19.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1005 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 18

ngl that sounds like an especial cruelty

19.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

USA-CAN ice hockey womens gold medal game scheduled opposite ladies figure skating: someone in scheduling Does Not Get It

19.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I finally got around to reading Hamlet when I was about 25 and after I finished it just kind of sat there dumbfounded at how many phrases from it are in common use.

19.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my other fave is β€œyou would have said this about the Industrial Revolution” yeah dude, I hope I would have vociferously objected to the mass death and immiseration from irresponsible forced use of barely-understood new technology by craven monopolists incapable of valuing human life in that era, too

18.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

Even just better transit solutions. There’s plenty of tech I am excited about.

18.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhen will the left be excited about tech?” Brother, wait until you hear about mRNA vaccines.

18.02.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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The Concentration Camp Next Door | Amicus With Dahlia Lithwick | Law, justice, and the courts The Trump administration has weaponized immigration detention against America

The weaponization of mass detention is the point. With Prof. Linus Chan on the vaporization of due process and @andreapitzer.bsky.social on mass detention and warehousing Amazon-style. shows.acast.com/amicus-with-...

14.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 439 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14

A thought that had genuinely never occurred to me

14.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them

14.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 3222 πŸ” 831 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 20

Green Day: β€œdon’t wanna be an American Idiot”

Page Six:

08.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 2910 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

Armies wear uniforms for a reason. And not just because it makes the laundry easier.

I am reminded of certain lilac blossoms on a certain Glorious 25th of May. How do you tell your comrades from your potential murderers? A carrot, a leek, a lilac sprig, a red knitted hat, a frog costume.

Duh.

08.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 490 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

it does! chili is great for that. later i'll need to make bread, too.

25.01.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0