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‘The only idea around’: will Labour return to a customs union with the EU? The desperate search for economic growth is pushing the party to confront the issue that dare not speak its name

Will Labour return to a customs union with the EU?

Ministers and advisers have been quoting House of Commons analysis that found it could increase GDP by 2.2%.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

06.12.2025 23:21 👍 333 🔁 84 💬 24 📌 2

Tee hee :)

06.12.2025 23:09 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

The French: Hey, let's saunter into the Louvre and nick £80 million worth of crown jewels.
The English: Hey, let's chuck apple crumble at the display case then get arrested.

It's no wonder we're not allowed to have nice things.

06.12.2025 22:46 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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🤣🤣🤣

06.12.2025 22:39 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Oh... that Damart.
Sorry, I got confused with the Screwfix catalogue.

06.12.2025 22:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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"There’s a bit of an obsession with Britain. We're a nuclear power, we're on the UN security council, and we have a relationship with Washington closer than any other European country. Brexit and our economic problems all play to this idea that the UK is a soft target."

archive.is/2025.12.06-0...

06.12.2025 19:29 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 2

I still do.

06.12.2025 22:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a view of a city from a balcony with columns Alt: a view of a city from a balcony with columns

There's only one way I'm going to get that image out of my head.

06.12.2025 22:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

06.12.2025 22:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now I'll be too scared to look at your next advent creations.

06.12.2025 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OF?
Are you trying to tell us that Sauvignon Blanc is your Only Fans name?

06.12.2025 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Has anyone shown this to Farage?

06.12.2025 22:01 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Go and join the Scouts instead.
They've had no gender exclusion policies for years.

06.12.2025 21:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even apex predators need to get the Christmas groceries in...

06.12.2025 21:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn't.
Bought an outboard from one once.
Never worked.

06.12.2025 21:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

06.12.2025 19:20 👍 2412 🔁 607 💬 73 📌 42

The Good, the Bad and the Gibbons...

06.12.2025 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, that's the title!

06.12.2025 21:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not even a nibble?

06.12.2025 21:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a man in a green sweater is standing in front of a pioneer video player Alt: a man in a green sweater is standing in front of a pioneer video player
06.12.2025 21:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh dear.
I have the feeling that tonight may break records.
And not in a polite or socially acceptable way...

06.12.2025 21:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black and white photo of a woman 's face is sitting on a table Alt: alien stapler

I'm quite presentable when I've brushed my teeth and had a shower.

06.12.2025 21:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, they kept her in a box.

06.12.2025 21:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can have the gorillas, I'll stick with Sigourney.

06.12.2025 21:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"C.L.I.T.T., we're going in...

06.12.2025 21:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was tame compared to Blue Peter.
That poor fucking tortoise!

06.12.2025 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Three Muffketeers.
And D'Oggingtanian...

06.12.2025 21:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

In Nottingham, around 35% of children and 24% of older people live in poverty.
But sure, Reform.
Spend £75,000 on flags, why don't you?
That'll keep people warm and fed this winter...

06.12.2025 21:08 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The Faptastic Four...

06.12.2025 21:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great.
Now I'm going to develop a phobia of tits.

06.12.2025 21:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0