All I'm hearing is a GM hitting their players in the head with a shovel.
If the player can still see straight, their check passes!
Otherwise, it's a hospital visit for traumatic encephalopathy.
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I enjoyed rambling into a camera last week, so I did it again.
Mostly talking about my new one-page adventure: Indigo Horizon
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Indigo Horizon, a gravity-defying one-page adventure
This month's free one-page adventure, Indigo Horizon, is out now on Itch!
The village of Aldelt has been destroyed by a magical catastrophe. Gravity is almost nonexistent, and an otherworldly rift has opened in the mage lord's shattered tower!
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Recording this thing was good fun. I'll likely do it again
I sat on a bench in my local park and talked about writing for a while
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I'll always laugh about the 3PP D&D 5E classes that were designed out of spite:
Ross Leiser designed the Odic because r/UA said Blood Mages were impossible because HP as Spell resources was inherently busted.
I designed the Vanguard because a WOTC staff said MOBA-style tanks were impossible.
Four adventurers surrounding a hydrapede (a hydra/centipede) in combat
Page 8 of Rise of the Mole Men, the beginning of Chapter 1. It has the General Features, Random Encounters, and the first two areas of Westman Mill, the first area of the adventure
Four statblocks from the adventure, plus a big ol' centipede at the bottom of the page. The statblocks are: Mulaz Priest of Zoion, Spawn of Zoion, Giant Spider, and Giant Worm
Rise of the Mole Men is OUT NOW on DriveThruRPG & Itch!
This system-neutral adventure sees characters delving into the depths to discover the secrets behind an insectoid incursion on the surface.
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Mole Men Mole Men
Four adventurers fighting a tangled hydrapede (it's a centipede hydra) in a dark cavern of glowing purple crystals
Rise of the Mole Men, a four-part dungeon adventure about descending into the deep, releases TOMORROW, on DriveThru RPG & Itch!
Delve beneath the village of Evrald to find the source of the giant insects who've been raiding the farmlands and find the sinister secrets of the deep dark.
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Rise of the Mole Men is an adventure that sees characters delve through four layers:
• Westman Mill, where the invasion started
• The Burrows, former home of the mole men
• The Mines, abandoned silver mines
• The Depths, seat of the mole king and his master
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Four adventurers fighting a tangled hydrapede (it's a centipede hydra) in a dark cavern of glowing purple crystals
For mulaz (mole men) marching. They have makeshift weapons like pickaxes, pitchfolks, and pot-lid shields
My next adventure, Rise of the Mole Men, releases Friday, February 13th, on DriveThru RPG & Itch!
Delve beneath the village of Evrald to find the source of the giant insects who've been raiding the farmlands and find the sinister secrets of the deep dark.
#ttrpg #osr
Friends in the TTRPG sphere, if you are invited onto a project and there is: no contract, no structure, no deadline and you have been brought on while things are still being figured out: do not do the work until you have those things.
Signed, a freelancer who has been shafted many times!
The one-page adventure I'm releasing in March has maybe the biggest swing in layout design I've ever made.
Hoping to experiment more within the template I've made for myself. This is good fun
Rise of the Mole Men is an adventure that sees characters delve through four layers:
• Westman Mill, where the invasion started
• The Burrows, former home of the mole men
• The Mines, abandoned silver mines
• The Depths, seat of the mole king and his master
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Volo from Pokémon Legends: Arceus
I've never really cared that much about spoilers for things, but one thing I will regret being spoiled on for as long as I live is this guy and his battle theme.
If I'd experienced it organically, I might honestly have cried. It's so peak.
I did some editing work on the Rook & the Crook. It's fantastic!
A sketch version of the image above, but they're a lot more cartoonish
The initial concept art was a bit too cute for the tone, but it's too great not to share
The titular Mole Men (or Mulaz) are a species of burrow-dwellers who once lived in fear of predators above and below.
That was until Gruber, a powerful warlock, proclaimed himself king and rallied his people against the surface world.
They're also kind of cute.
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Rise of the Mole Men has a lot of neat concept art that we'll be sharing over the next couple weeks
Four adventurers fighting a tangled hydrapede (it's a centipede hydra) in a dark cavern of glowing purple crystals
My next adventure, Rise of the Mole Men, releases Friday, February 13th!
Delve beneath the village of Evrald to find the source of the giant insects who've been raiding the farmlands and find the sinister secrets of the deep dark.
#ttrpg #osr
I wrote a short portmortem on my recent adventure, Daughter of the Well.
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Prepping games with games I've designed is weird. Half the time it's fun, and the other half is me going "what moron designed this?!"
It's me. I'm the moron.
A half-elven man with long wavy hair (with a single long braid) hoists a lever-action rifle over his shoulder. He wears a long, flowing red poncho, and his left hand hovers over a revolver in its holster on his hip.
Recently started playing in a new game and got some art from @artificialjealousy.bsky.social of my character: Lucero.
His hobbies are: stargazing, playing the banjo, and doing magic trickshots.
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I have a powerful love-hate relationship with this movie, but John Leguizamo as Tybalt, particularly in this opening scene, is a badshit fever dream. I love it so much.
10/10, would name a cat Tybalt any day
