Today took an unexpected turn and now I’m filled with cum at work :P Tuesday is shaping up to be a great day 😂

Filing for divorce the same week as Valentine’s Day is my new calling card. After 12 years, your boy is going solo

I don’t think we use the word odious enough these days

This is a Florida hate account btw

I’m actually kinda proud of it

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Omg if you love Circe and ASOA, you should totally read the Witch of Colchis. Medea was such a bad bitch

Damnnn🥵

And it’s thick 😈

Holy shit. Found my gym crush on Grindr 🙌🏻 six months of seeing this dude across the gym and he messages me

Starting 2026 off

Entering 2026 with a jobless husband and what feels like near death parents….. fingers crossed the year goes well 😂😂

5am bong rips like a menace

😛😛😛

Damn 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Fuck dude 🥵🥵🥵

I’ve been like out of control horny this week 🥵😣

🥵🥵🥵🙌🏻

Three more days and then my first vacation of the year 🙌🏻🙌🏻

I kind of always thought the goal was to keep a professional and a personal life…. I don’t understand why you’re asking about the time you don’t pay me for.

Me at work - being professional

My boss - here’s two hours of feedback on why we want you to be more relaxed and personable. “We want to get to know you”

*in need of a heavy cock slapping across my face 😰

Is this hope?

tonight’s results having me feeling hopeful for the first time in a year

👀👀

He said eat it, I said fuck it

🍑: @bubblehimboking.bsky.social

I’m starting to think this kid has a serious problem.

Best part of my doctors visit was her telling me I reached my goal weight, only to later confirm I have walking pneumonia 🙃🙃