A Palette for your thoughts? @ LVFC

Can confirm from experience, it's not great!!

(www.furaffinity.net/view/60068740/)

Mmm…micros.

(Repost to tag the right account. The artist is @mintimaws.bsky.social!)

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Fjdhdh unpage me right now!!

He definitely did, and he deserves exactly what's coming to him

A deadly mistake

*Palette grabs your ankles with his other paw before flipping you upside down, his grip still on your neck. In an instant he swaps his grasp, releasing your rolls and gathering your wrists, wrenching your arms behind your back.

He raises you up over his head, looking up at you in contempt*

*Palette kicks your phone with his foot paw, sending it flying towards the wall and audibly cracking the screen. He stands up*

You ever heard the phrase "three strikes and you're out", mutt?

*His steps thoom towards you, reaching your cowering form. A paw grabs you by your neck rolls, lifting you*

*Palette stares down at you, ever so slightly cocking one eyebrow to spell out in the clearest terms: "obviously"

He watches as your deliver a burger, fries, soda. He takes a sip, furrowing his brow*

"Regular. Not diet."

"Tell me, Revel. Are you trying to piss me off?"

*A half hour later the first order arrives, the sound of the delivery person walking up to the door thumps through the apartment. I glance up towards you, studying your expression as you watch the door, curious to see what you do next*

Here's how it's going to go, dog *Palette says casually, staring at the TV behind you*

Select "leave at door" on the app. After they've left, open the door, grab the food, and bring it here. If you try anything *he clicks his tongue* that's it.

You may be fit but you and I both know.

I'm fast.

*His paw remains there for a moment longer, pressing down on your face a little bit harder to drive home the message, before finally releasing. He steps back to the couch and flops down, kicking his paws back on the coffee table.

He glances up from between his knees*

Go on.

I'm only going to warn you once. *Palette shifts his weight onto his leg even more, squeezing your face further into the floor*

If I have to get up from this couch again, Revel. You're going to regret it.

*Palette clenches his claws around your forehead* Now. Thank me for the warning.

*Palette shoves your chest with his foot paw, sending you to the ground. He lumbers up from the couch and stands over you, pressing his paw into your cheek with an uncomfortable force*

Who asking the questions here, mutt?

What I want is options

Pick 2 restaurants from each of these options and 3 items from each one.

Expedited delivery.

Save the questions and get to ordering. And I swear to god if you don't already have the uber eats app downloaded...

Correct. Now.

*Props my paws up on the coffee table*

One paw on the paws, one on the phone. And make it quick.

My patience is wearing thin, Revel. I'm going to ask you one more time and if you don't answer the way you're /supposed to/ then you're really-- and I mean REALLY, not going to like the consequences.

Now.

What. will. you. do.

What. will. you. do?

And if I tell you to rub my paws and order take out on your credit card, what will you do?

Then say it. Say you need my permission to change the topic.

Wanna bet your life on it?

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Did I give you permission to change it?

Actually this is what we were talking about bsky.app/profile/catf...

How is this not relevant

> The dog swimming in chewed up burritos

That's never happened

It's actually /really/ funny

Can never eat just one…