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How do ya take it? Your coffee I mean…

If you were a two-headed ogre I bet it’d feel sooooo good when you’re jorkin it and the other side does all the work

Me staring at my switch:
👁️ 👄 👁️ p o k o p i a

Pounding a Vietnamese coffee on an empty stomach was not the right move, but it’s the one I went with.

They put me on desk work because of work restrictions and I finished over a week of work on my first day. I literally don’t have anything to do until Monday lol

I wasn’t even working fast, what a joke

I shouldn’t be allowed to change their greetings 😬

This is great, I listened to 2 episodes so far. Thank you!

I’ve been moved to desk work for a few months. Any podcast recs? I generally like narrative and/or comedy podcasts (NADDPOD, Hey Riddle Riddle, hello from the magic tavern) and I’m not really into celebrity bullshit podcasts (smartless or anything on their network).

Majora’s Mask is my favorite Zelda game and one of my favorites of all time. I found it’s on the switch n64 emulator and decided to play it again. I realized that it is incredibly reminiscent of David Lynch’s work. It has this beautiful, strange dreamlike feel

These are my awards mother, I won them from army.
(I’m good at crane games, I also won a panda that was a tamago sushi but gave it away before I took this)

I’m a pants at the natural waist guy now. (My legs look much longer when I do this lol)

The war against Giygas is over…

Easily the best and cheapest fast food out there. I’m convinced people just don’t know how to order.

Also I’ve never had an upset stomach from it, don’t really understand where that tired joke comes from.

Some thoughts on Taco Bell nobody asked for:

It irritates me when people say it’s expensive. All this + drink was literally $12 and $4 of that was a chalupa I didn’t even really need.

The vegetarian items are 10x better than the meat options

You can get any burrito toasted and you always should

CC: the produce sticker guy too

Dear person who decided that putting a little piece of paper between slices of cheese was a good idea,

Fuck you, I hate you. The paper is beyond useless and not only another source of waste but a huge hinderance during service. I hope your day sucks.

Earthbound rules so hard, I’m happy to get to play it again after all these years. The optional CRT lines for emulation on the switch are 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
I’ve actually never finished earthbound. Once my save just disappeared and then I couldn’t beat the final boss the second time I played through

Frick I’m sick 🤒
so it’s earthbound and a regular show marathon for me today

Wonderful 👍🏻
haven’t shopped at GameStop in a while and now I’m remembering why

Unfortunately the deranged billionaire monster that inevitably take the company over via hostile methods will only have interest in the lidar scans of bodies to make the perfect clone-slaves for farming blood and plasma or whatever. Ain’t that just the way

Idea for a business that is bad but also good - an app where you lidar scan your body and then it matches you with people across the world that have the same proportions as you so you could sell/trade clothes but also ask “where can we find jeans that actually fit?”

Self-aware enough to recognize the onset of a major depressive episode, not self aware enough to combat it

Very sleepy Monday

Mojo braised chicken, arroz con gandules, habichuelas, and tostones 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

Training to be the buffest warlock

Unfortunately I do love a night of cocktails and appetizers

I mostly don’t want to fill out the report 😂 but also I guess I’ve come to care about them and their safety or whatever 🙄

Like, it’s Friday idgf just don’t cut yourselves boys 😂

It’s really cute that my employees think I can’t tell they got stoned on their lunch break