How do ya take it? Your coffee I meanβ¦
How do ya take it? Your coffee I meanβ¦
If you were a two-headed ogre I bet itβd feel sooooo good when youβre jorkin it and the other side does all the work
Me staring at my switch:
ποΈ π ποΈ p o k o p i a
Pounding a Vietnamese coffee on an empty stomach was not the right move, but itβs the one I went with.
They put me on desk work because of work restrictions and I finished over a week of work on my first day. I literally donβt have anything to do until Monday lol
I wasnβt even working fast, what a joke
I shouldnβt be allowed to change their greetings π¬
This is great, I listened to 2 episodes so far. Thank you!
Iβve been moved to desk work for a few months. Any podcast recs? I generally like narrative and/or comedy podcasts (NADDPOD, Hey Riddle Riddle, hello from the magic tavern) and Iβm not really into celebrity bullshit podcasts (smartless or anything on their network).
Majoraβs Mask is my favorite Zelda game and one of my favorites of all time. I found itβs on the switch n64 emulator and decided to play it again. I realized that it is incredibly reminiscent of David Lynchβs work. It has this beautiful, strange dreamlike feel
These are my awards mother, I won them from army.
(Iβm good at crane games, I also won a panda that was a tamago sushi but gave it away before I took this)
Iβm a pants at the natural waist guy now. (My legs look much longer when I do this lol)
The war against Giygas is overβ¦
Easily the best and cheapest fast food out there. Iβm convinced people just donβt know how to order.
Also Iβve never had an upset stomach from it, donβt really understand where that tired joke comes from.
Some thoughts on Taco Bell nobody asked for:
It irritates me when people say itβs expensive. All this + drink was literally $12 and $4 of that was a chalupa I didnβt even really need.
The vegetarian items are 10x better than the meat options
You can get any burrito toasted and you always should
CC: the produce sticker guy too
Dear person who decided that putting a little piece of paper between slices of cheese was a good idea,
Fuck you, I hate you. The paper is beyond useless and not only another source of waste but a huge hinderance during service. I hope your day sucks.
Earthbound rules so hard, Iβm happy to get to play it again after all these years. The optional CRT lines for emulation on the switch are π€π»π€π»π€π»
Iβve actually never finished earthbound. Once my save just disappeared and then I couldnβt beat the final boss the second time I played through
Frick Iβm sick π€
so itβs earthbound and a regular show marathon for me today
Wonderful ππ»
havenβt shopped at GameStop in a while and now Iβm remembering why
Unfortunately the deranged billionaire monster that inevitably take the company over via hostile methods will only have interest in the lidar scans of bodies to make the perfect clone-slaves for farming blood and plasma or whatever. Ainβt that just the way
Idea for a business that is bad but also good - an app where you lidar scan your body and then it matches you with people across the world that have the same proportions as you so you could sell/trade clothes but also ask βwhere can we find jeans that actually fit?β
Self-aware enough to recognize the onset of a major depressive episode, not self aware enough to combat it
Very sleepy Monday
Mojo braised chicken, arroz con gandules, habichuelas, and tostones π΅π·π΅π·π΅π·
Training to be the buffest warlock
Unfortunately I do love a night of cocktails and appetizers
I mostly donβt want to fill out the report π but also I guess Iβve come to care about them and their safety or whatever π
Like, itβs Friday idgf just donβt cut yourselves boys π
Itβs really cute that my employees think I canβt tell they got stoned on their lunch break