Mrs Garloid

Lizzo made me eat mushroom soup out of a stripper's asshole with a spoon

i am going to fuck mr garloids garlussy

Drinking coffee only because I like getting coffee shits and blowing up the toilet

I keep my husband upstairs with a baby gate

dead ass on god no cap frfr my g

hi everyone i hate you!!!!!!

Twitter

My wife is a libtard

You’re the best uncle clit 🥺💜 we love you

@garloid.bsky.social and @mrsgarloid.bsky.social for being the best couple on the internet

Cheeseburger

Gordon Ramsey Butthole Upclose Uncensored Private Browsing

Garloid

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Oh crud

Picture of a bumble bee

fuzzy beeps :)

Telling a bro to follow my bluesky social

if a hippo attacked me i would be so scared and dead

You were always cool

My cat used to be obsessed with McDonald’s nuggets. He would try and bite your finger off if you had one

I got the bubble guts at my office job and I’m going to let it rip

Wow! Very handsome

Can you tweet about farts on here

Mrs Garloid