PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

u kunt daar niet parkeren, maat

good news: I've started unconsciously rehearsing phrases in my head in dutch
bad news: these are almost always "me trying to explain after a hypothetical fuck up". for instance I was trying to translate "sorry for hitting your son in the head with a gooseberry bush"

I have some small pots, some potting soil, a long pot with drainage holes, and a bagged gooseberry bush that was on sale for 1 euro

I need to go look up how to do the whole growing seeds thing and also repot these supermarket herbs so they have a chance of surviving

my dad's a plant whisperer who grows assloads of stuff on his allotments every year
then there's me, who will kill a plant in 15 minutes of being in the same room

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

Storage hunters I tune in and the first two bins are "dead guys ashes" and "nazi memorabilia and a sex doll". Everyone on the show is one step away from beating each other to death. Every unit is nothing or one morbillion dollars. Absolute top tier white trash nonsense

I forgot how wildly different the two storage bin auction shows were
Storage wars everyone is joshing with each other, they're making a few hundred or a few thousand per unit, everyone is having a good time. Just enjoyable lowbrow filler tv

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

What is (frantically googling which of dietician and nutritionist is the one that is actually a regulated title) making shit up?

turns out basing all international organisations, rules, and laws around "we ask the US very nicely to do something about it" doesn't actually work

so are the quote tweets

A grid of 9 MtG cards. Top Row: Thing in the Ice, Faerie Harbinger, Chandra Fire of Kaladesh Middle Row: Lightning Helix, Cryptic Command, Snapcaster Mage Bottom Row: Obzedat Ghost Council, Aether Vial, Jace Vryn's Prodigy

The 9 MTG Cards That Made Me

This was really kinda tough past the obvious 3 in the middle (boomer jeskai my beloved). I went for first standard deck, favourite art, favourite edh, first modern (dnt), and pet modern (esper goryos gifts) #My9MTGCards #私を作ったマジック9枚
soichirow.github.io/my-9-cards-m...

ah yes, mumford and sons

"i feel so powerless what am i supposed to do" buy a bag of bird seed and feed it to a coma patient. film yourself jacking off to dragonball hentai at laguardia airport

huh

Is Tonty Blair Behind This? It's 10:00PM

Congratulations to future Iranian Supreme Leader Kushner

god I fucking wish

BBC news alert: Watch live as Keir Starmer gives up...

Righto.

she's been through enough shit that she can do a little drunk driving as a treat

Who are "Nickel-off-the-taxpayer's-back"?

meanwhile every other trans woman i know who is one of the greatest minds of their generation is begging for meds and fundraising to eat three times a week and starve the rest

AI drones, which I do not support, killing shitlibs, whom I do not support, is great, which I do not support.

or America/America

What is the tree that falls in a forest and people are around to hear it but they're kinda far away so it's very quiet?

also no it is dull, trite, and uninspired

girl who just watched the first boss baby movie watching the second boss baby movie:

What about the poor people who are the ones getting bombed. I will accept the whinging about the poor American recruits if you give every third-worlder a button that gives them 50k dollars when pressed while killing a random American

at least a wet paper bag at some point in its existence had a structure and integrity