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Last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist

I immediately started imagining a zombie eating brains like it was a mukbang "this needs some more serotonin"

If I could draw I'd make a cartoon and name it Neurospicy

Did about six and a half of these over there weekend btw

Thanks🙏🏽 I later found out that some were recently reacting to "🅾️5️⃣©️🅰️®️ 🅱️3️⃣🅰️®️" being maga and transphobic, which surprised me cuz that came out over a year ago and I unfollowed back then.

Less confrontational- just start playing any music, maybe at a more considerate volume, but still loud enough to hear.

If they spot the pattern and confront you, just innocently say "I'd just rather listen to music than the yelling🤷"

I had a similar neighbor across the hall years ago. Blast "Shut Up" by the Black Eyed Peas whenever they start yelling.

a cartoon character is knitting a sweater while sitting on a pile of wood chips ALT: a cartoon character is knitting a sweater while sitting on a pile of wood chips

Threw out my back at crossfit today
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This is so up your alley @robclarke00.bsky.social 🤣

Im in my own bubble a lot, and I'm gathering that SOMETHING happened, but idk what. I totally get why no one is mentioning by name. But if im unknowingly following him, please let me know so I can unfollow expeditiously

And if im not, thank goodness I missed that bullet🙃

Loosy Boosy

a person wearing a dog mask with holes in the nose ALT: a person wearing a dog mask with holes in the nose

Pupplay rant-

You can find buttplug tails for 5-10 dollars, but show tails are minimum 50 dollars?

More costly = put it on a belt

Extra cheap = insert it with an anal bulb (which is MORE MATERIAL btw), but if you wanna do other butt stuff you have to take it out and put it aside anyway

Remember:
Nuts & butts - Adult Content
Blood & guts - Graphic Media

Chat i have created something truly diabolical. It has made me lose my mind.

(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)

BTW, I have a permanent farmer's tan from that day 🥴💀

Relating to this hard. Judging by the replies it doesn't seem like an uncommon feeling, but yeah... doesn't make it easier to come out of the shell

Random kinky idea just came to me: Penis-shaped cigar/blunt.

I feel like it should be possible, but someone would've done it already if that's the case. I mean, I've seen phallic bongs before, why not a vape or tobacco pipe. But I don't smoke, so I don't really know what I'm talking about 🤷🏽

Zenna Hodge on Instagram: "Going to the bar in full grinch makeup 🎄 This was probably one of my favorite memories from last year. It took every ounce of confidence I had to do this, but luckily I ha... Step out of your comfort zone and experience the thrill of wearing Grinch makeup to the bar. Join me as I recount my adventure with friends, and learn how it led to a fun night of laughter and connect...

Watching this felt like going to therapy. I think I want to go out in clown like this someday. But I have some social anxiety issues to work through and I don't have a close friend group to push me in this way.

I need a new job and a new city. I need a new life.

www.instagram.com/reel/DSoFruF...

Funny how the most criticized, attacked, restricted and judged do the most for those who need a little holiday cheer.

Sex workers are the real ones.

Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-

I thought that was a whisk for moment 💀

Thanks for the chance👍🏽

I've also been obsessed with this art piece lately, so that's probably what brought the memory back up

bsky.app/profile/beef...

Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More (Official Video) [Explicit] YouTube video by Busta Rhymes Videos

Just dreamt about this music video, after not seeing or even thinking about it for 20+ years. I wouldn't call it an "I feel funny" moment, but something subconsciously latched on i guess.

Busta, Missy Elliott, and Outkast always had wild vids. Ludacris sometimes too.

youtu.be/un3NkWnHl9Q?...

a black and white photo of a creature from the black lagoon standing in the woods . ALT: a black and white photo of a creature from the black lagoon standing in the woods .

The obvious mask design would be a frog-drone, but im also getting a swamp monster vibe maybe?

An older set of 3 pictures from last summer - I'm flexing in a black and white singlet, with black cuffs on my arms and ankles and a black hood covering everything but my eyes. I had a particularly good post-workout pump that day.

Something something Singlet Sunday

(pardon my lack of knowledge of proper flexing technique)

Even if he was a fake, the fact that I never even heard of him until now is a testament to how shitty twitters algorithms are, cuz I would have been following at the very least.