mari

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS STUPID I HATE LOSE VS LOOSE

unloading the dishwashing but i lose all sense of hand eye coordination so it just sounds like a rabid raccoon got lose in the kitchen at 8:45 in the morning

me : i dont have a type

my type :

had to stay an extra hour at work today so ofc im getting dinner from the teriyaki shop next door 🙂‍↔️

its like a reward

Lily of the valley, gouache 🌱

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having a peek a boo dye is all fun in games until u realize u look like cody from surfs up every single morning

fuck the internet we have curry

I love Dragon Age

" oh yea if u go to a dispo ask a budtender for recommendations for something that doesnt have any thc in it so u dont have to deal with an actual high :) "

AND THIS LADY STARTED LAUGHING AND JUST GOES

" look at mari using all the fancy lingo !! "

im CRYIN i love older people looking into weed

thinkin about an interaction i had with a costumer today that was asking if we sold any drinks that had cbd in them bc she wanted an alternative to wine

my coworker & i proceeded to tell her to check out an actual dispensary for better luck & i piped up with

thinkin about this guy

he just like me fr

who are yall liking that one post i made 🧍

oooohhhh its bedtime

brain got hands fr tonight

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still trying to figure out how tf the 8lbs cat managed to get into my room this morning when i know for a fact my door was fully shut

stg she finally grew thumbs or something

ur so right a ram would hit real different at 5am

I FINALLY DONT OWE TAXES 🦀🦀

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me when i think i see a giant black spider emerging from the depths of hell from the corner of my eye but its actually just a very giant-spider-shaped hole in the wall

running errands & getting coffee should be considered a love language

the outcome of chalk :))

i didnt have purple or black & white but we ball 🤙

update

i am having the time of my life

my inner child is thriving rn :))

ive the overwhelming need to play with chalk

i think i will play with chalk

i really need someone to make an iron lung edit but with take me back to eden by sleep token

how do we just live with this thing

okay ethel cain i see u

flaw state but its just my entire work week

u know its a good movie when everyone in the group has a roughly different idea of wtf was going on

go watch iron lung 🫵

i rarely replay games fully
once i beat a game i play it a lot more idly

HOWEVER

i seem to replay the games that actually make my cry & there's only two games in my library that's done that

rdr2 & expedition 33

and i have no access to e33 rn :'))

so guess what im replaying

again 🧍

dreams are so weird bc wym i had a one last night where it just felt like i was being hugged for 8-9 hours by someone i dont remember then woke up

can we go back to that pls