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β€œLa primera pregunta que me hice despuΓ©s de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 🍁 🦫

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Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 10894 πŸ” 3146 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21

women: (on international women's day) finally a day for me

men: (on the same day) BABE I CAN'T FIND MY HOUR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUR, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE

08.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly that's a good way to learn. I've been watching this YouTube journalist, Jorge Ramos, on his show "Asi Veo Las Cosas" ("How I See Things"). He's from Mexico City so his accent is like my Dad's. I'll watch in Spanish and get a fair chunk, then re-watch with English subtitles. Ole!

07.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I got Genius! How many words can you make with 7 letters?

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Hell yeah everything's coming up Milhouse

07.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me nodding, "That explains so, so much"

07.03.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've giving up and going full-Flintstones car, just yabba dabba doing my way down the Trans-Canada

06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Way ahead of you chica

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope the serotonin hits will keep on coming, with this photo of my friend's Samoyed napping

05.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As 20th President of the United States James Garfield once said, "I hate Mondays and love lasagna"

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Fork found in kitchen." "Water determined to be wet"

05.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Racking up more sexual assault allegations and battering female reporters I guess.

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And electric cars are too WOKE. Biden was somehow responsible for higher gas prices, but now that the rapist in chief is in charge, it's patriotic to pay more at the pump

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We do not need to hear from him and his moustache. No. Like this dog would make a better pundit

01.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All of these operation titles they come up with sound like Axe body washes

01.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They made a new one??? WITHOUT HER? THE AUDACITY

01.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's what JLo would want. DO IT

28.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OPERATION FALCON PUNCH! OPERATION DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! OPERATION FREEDOM DILDO!

28.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cover of The Lancet:

@thelancet.com
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27.02.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 8160 πŸ” 3444 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 220

See this is why I just use Chat Gepetto to make up imaginary scenarios involving a podcast hosted by Samoyeds.

25.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa whoa whoa my parents told me my name was Erica, but now I find out my name must be Esoterica?? So cool! Finally some good news in our dystopian hellscape.

25.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dr Cassidy has no one to blame but himself, being the confirming vote for RFK "methylene blue" Jr as Secretary of Health and Human Service. He is a disgrace to the profession. In all manners concerning public health policy the US is going backwards at an astonishing rate.

25.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Although keep our new fluffy Surgeon General away from Kristi Noem. Far, far away. And nobody tell her about Balto, she'll probably seek out his descendants to shoot them.

25.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Literally a more qualified candidate. How did he even get on that penny farthing? Because he's resourceful and capable.

25.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh excellent news for any freshly groomed Sammies in the area.

25.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking so spiffy! Floof looking bright white, I am sure you will endeavour to look like a Chocolate Lab in no time thought

25.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So privileged to share this great country with all of you, fam. So grateful to have an incredible leader to lead us through some very turbulent times. And incredibly proud of our athletes. We are True North, Strong, and Free. β€οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

22.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Prime Minister Carney is presented a jersey by the national women’s hockey team.

Prime Minister Carney is presented a jersey by the national women’s hockey team.

Prime Minister Carney watches the Winter Olympics.

Prime Minister Carney watches the Winter Olympics.

Prime Minister Carney poses for a photo, wearing a hockey jersey.

Prime Minister Carney poses for a photo, wearing a hockey jersey.

Prime Minister Carney watches the Winter Olympics.

Prime Minister Carney watches the Winter Olympics.

Could not be more proud of you, Team Canada.
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You’re coming home with 21 hard-fought Olympic medals. Though what Canadians will remember most is how you wore the Maple Leaf: with pride, with grit, and with determination.

22.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 10564 πŸ” 1673 πŸ’¬ 364 πŸ“Œ 150

Office Hodges, come to think of it, can you account for your whereabouts on November 22, 1963?

20.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue shirt that says pressed van ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says pressed van
19.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Patient recently had eyebrows microbladed and now looks permanently angry. PRN Versed deemed appropriate."

13.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0