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06.03.2026 17:15
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I hate that I love everything about this.
06.03.2026 23:37
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When we were in London, I saw an incredible ballet troupe from China and they performed a life-changing stage adaptation of Jane Eyre.
I CARE ABOUT BALLET.
06.03.2026 23:32
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His expression in photos bothers me.
06.03.2026 23:19
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I've been offline, is my inexplicable loathing of Timothee finally validated??
06.03.2026 22:55
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I met Tom Baker at 18, having never watched that show he did, and inadvertently did a baffling bit with him that ended with me asking, Doctor who?"
05.03.2026 05:22
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Yep! Gary Brolsma, still doing his thing at 40.
05.03.2026 03:47
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Numa Numa (2023)
YouTube video by Gary Brolsma
Numa Numa 2023: not all kings wear crowns.
youtu.be/ZBKm1MBsTbk?...
05.03.2026 03:21
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It's so humbling.
05.03.2026 02:36
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They should!
05.03.2026 02:10
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The stick and twist is the worst!!
05.03.2026 02:09
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I dedicate this to humans who have dressed too fast after a shower in a particular undergarment:
Skin so damp, it was not fun.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.
I needed help and I had none.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.
04.03.2026 17:17
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I dedicate this to humans who have dressed too fast after a shower in a particular undergarment:
Skin so damp, it was not fun.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.
I needed help and I had none.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.
04.03.2026 17:17
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Wow, gorgeous!
04.03.2026 05:51
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My breasts are depressed and have withdrawn into themselves. I'm trying to lure them out with cheesecake to no avail. They're burrowing into my sternum like little naked mole rats.
04.03.2026 03:11
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I don't know much about Christian Menefee, "youngest and first African American to serve as Harris County Attorney". He's the candidate leading the TX primary race ahead of Rep Al Green and CM seems to have a track record of filing lawsuits to fight Greg Abbott. π€
04.03.2026 03:06
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a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e
finished embroidering my jacket :)
03.03.2026 23:27
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These words are designed to slide off of our brains and be forgotten.
Say it plainly: No murdering children overseas. No locking up children in concentration camps here. No pedophiles in government or any positions of authority. No Republican freaks inspecting children's genitals.
03.03.2026 04:30
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I don't understand how anyone works for this regime or follows these orders.
Do they not have souls? Have they murdered their own consciences or did they not have any to start with?
28.02.2026 18:19
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I'm normally against the death penalty but I'm starting to think everyone involved in these atrocities has forfeited their right to breathe air. I want them all charged with war crimes.
28.02.2026 17:58
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What the FUCK is going on and why is everyone with a soul not calling for a war crimes tribunal. Fuck impeachment, this is solidly Hague territory
28.02.2026 16:35
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I wish I wasn't awake right now. The grief and rage is overpowering.
28.02.2026 10:53
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It's apparently coming out March 9.
27.02.2026 21:47
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You're gonna love it! Actually, I kinda wanna re-watch it.
27.02.2026 01:34
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He's a Loki-type. He seems all light-hearted and then it's torment underneath. I loved that show.
27.02.2026 01:25
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Yes! And if they drive, let them find every speed trap first.
26.02.2026 23:22
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I hope assholes who pop up to "explain" why Hillary Clinton & Kamala Harris failed never eat another hot meal.
Look, they didn't get elected largely due to misogyny, then misogyny + racism.
It wasn't their policies. It wasn't their emails. It was the fact they aren't white dudes. STFU already.
26.02.2026 23:20
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That sounds about right.
26.02.2026 22:14
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Starred review of ALL HAIL CHAOS by Booklist
Incredibly delighted to say the first review is in for ALL HAIL CHAOS, and itβs a starred review! Honestly, this book was tricky to write, and it was hard to be true to the wild ride I believe it was meant to be. This makes me hope I did right by you. π Thank you @ala-booklist.bsky.social
26.02.2026 20:16
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