121 pitches in FIVE innings is definitely not vintage Verlander

CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot.
Unions know better.
Happy Labor Day Weekend.

Venom is an example of a villain who evolved into a hero because he was popular with readers and writers decided to rehabilitate him. By contrast, Magneto evolved into a hero because every decade since Reagan it's harder and harder to pretend he's wrong

I can’t find the lie in this.

Jimi playing with The Ronettes, 1966

SO YOUR HOE ASS SEE Arteta aka the COWARDLY THE SCARY CONQUISTADOR FOR WHO HE TRULY IS NOW?!?

He’s the dude who buys the right clothes & car hoping the pretty girl at school notices him, but is TERRIFIED to just go up and talk to her.

He will never WIN anything of significance on purpose

Now do y’all see why Arteta is Zoolander Sean Dyche?

He’s now Cowardly the Scary Conquistador future manager of Stoke City

They’re gonna tank for Archie only for him to go to the Cowboys because Pickens is gonna dismantle that franchise by himself

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HISTORY HUSTLE When Franklin Roosevelt started a foundation to fight polio, Comedian Eddie Cantor came up with the "March of Dimes", asking people to mail a dime to the White House. They were soon overwhelmed with 2,680,000 dimes mailed to them, literally truckloads, mostly from children. These dimes went directly to research that resulted in the Polio vaccine. This is why Roosevelt is on the U.S. dime.

I wonder how many funds have yet to dump Tesla

Michael Jai White as Pointy Williams is cinematic gold

Jenkins doesn’t see the game in term of mismatches & matchups.

That’s why he’s not the guy to lead them to a chip.

Cooper Flag hours

Lewis Hamilton at Ferrari is what's going to save this country don't ask me how

Got the bag from The Browns and immediately went and got some gold.
Love this for you, king @rize4eva.bsky.social

Mario with them carts:

We'll commit to a slice 🥧

Happy Pi Day!

We would have the best short game and run game in the league for 3 weeks until they figured out we are actually running the ball out every set and formation I can come up with

Games don't know how to end anymore nowadays. Devs want you to keep playing them forever. You know how games used to end when I was a kid? We did everything there was to do, there was a climactic last level, and then the credits rolled, and it was just done. And then we did it all again but as Luigi

Also Nebraska:

Nebraska:

Compared to Dak’s, Kirk’s & Trevor’s contract that’s reasonable

Mike Tomlin must have 17 games of PTO…because I’d DEFINITELY take this season off.

Mister Rogers raised me 🥹 I’ve always tried to be a neighbor he’d be proud of!

There’s a trend in overpopulated cities to build half bathrooms with NO SINKS

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IF YOU KNOW YOU FINNA PUT NEW INGREDIENTS IN THE POTATOES IT’S YOUR LEGAL DUTY TO INFORM ME