Macca

Nothing can beat that

I’m sure Pontiac will win it this year.

Damn. Schoolboy mistake

I was robbed today.

I woke at 8.15. Thought “aces a top sleep” my watch disagreed. A 53 sleep score. I’m an expert sleeper btw. The. I realized the stupid clocks changed and it was ‘really’ 7:15.

FFS. It’s like fraud. I’m suing.

testicle's current cars

it's a Lancia - it may look nice but it'll break down inside 25 miles

I'LL TAKE THIS!!!

I don't even know what 68 is. Is it t-shirt weather? Thin jacket?

today's ensemble

true words spoken

sending to my mum's - a fiver to hers, about 20 quid to me

yeah well if you read Gatorade it says it hydrates better than water and that's SCIENCE

(quite how anything can hydrate better than water is beyond me, since nothing actually can)

i've nearly finished my FOURTH massive bag of mini eggs and I'm gonna buy more since they're buy 1 get another for $1

i could probably do what he just did

can I be a professional footy player please?

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went into witness protection after an'all

he's a mucky pup that one

I'm on the blower as I type telling Emperor Trump to precision bomb yer house now

have you not sued the fish nonce for ripping off yer avatar yet?

sounds like he doesn't have a plan and wants an out

in some american states it's illegal to have an 'open' booze container in the car with you - eg a partially drunk bottle of vodka would have to be in the boot.

Like why? What's it matter as long as the driver is sober?

Your fault that

I saw a MASSIVE bag of mini eggs today in the supermarket. I can't stop thinking about it. I may have to go back to procure even though it's snowing like a bollocks.

They also had mini creme eggs. Are they ok or minging?

at this rate I'm gonna have to

it's snowing again

I deserve nice things

like big bags of mini eggs, which I have

Florida sounds good mind. Boiling hot all year round, mozzies, republicans and mad people. Crocodiles too

no state tax mind

I had to spend 90 mins digging my car out of snow yesterday

She can’t block me I’m Donald Trump

You blocked Testicle then? Smart move