Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.

it's a good one

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

elantra gang rise UP

hoping for the best!

Damn me, but all things are queer

bought a hybrid car 3 months ago and boy am I glad about that now

shout out to the guy I was driving behind with the license plate "speeeed" who was going 15 miles under the speed limit. genuinely great bit.

just want to be clear - I was editorializing what trump believes, since he always uses "ungrateful" or similar as a racist dogwhistle. I absolutely don't believe that.

honey, grab me my military dress jacket and my cum shirt. yes the shirt where an astronaut (?) is being showered in cum. the shirt with cum streaking across the sky and landing on the astronaut's waiting person. yes, that one, the cum one. and the military dress jacket.

Push notification from ESPN: "President Donald Trump plans executive order that would 'solve all of the problems' facing college sports"

the stupidest and most impossible promise to make until you realize the only "problems" he believes in are lascivious gay guys in the locker room and ungrateful black kids possibly making money

Geordi, no!! You want Chicago hardbop! You don't even know it, but thats what you need, Geordi!

happy birthday, and here's to another year of continuing not to be afflicted with murder

tattoo gun moving down a trolley path about to tattoo swastikas on dozens of schoolchildren. I bravely pull the lever and switch the track to the one I'm stuck on.

give me a totenkopf, and then tattoo a big thumbs-down next to it so people know I disapprove. actually that's too complicated. don't worry about the thumbs-down. people will get it.

well what if every time you choose not to get a nazi tattoo, the omelas kid has to get one instead? what then, if that?

I'm working through the second playthrough right now. must be something in the air because so many people are posting about it, and every time I see another post, I curse this bullshit world where I have to go to work instead of playing more nier: automata

"the newspaper is mad at someone for talking about what the newspaper did"

it's really funny that this account exists to whir to life once every few weeks after the ny times has legitimized fascism or glossed over war crimes to say "we would never legitimize fascism or gloss over war crimes"

I won magic, and the magic won basketball 🙂

lmao

it's raining tonight so I'm skipping basketball to play magic: the gathering at a pub with da boys. say hey if you see me. I'm the bearded white guy.

repositioning myself to be sitting verrrry close to infinite jest. prepare yourselves, motherfuckers.

don't let brigham young students see this headline

there's no way for kristi noem to save her eternal soul but there's 1 thing she could do to win back a sliver of honor in life

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

can't believe this is how I find out

Felt like I was going insane watching people accept an AI model's explanation for why that same AI model committed a war crime.

saw a woman driving a cybertruck???

somebody oughta