Downloading a left behind zip file or finding a php shell or an upload vector to put a shell onto. rm -rf *
08.03.2026 02:58
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Telephone, metronome, Lego in the middle
08.03.2026 02:55
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Better not be. I take phishing emails to bits and try and find things they leave behind and expose them. Sort of an amateur cybersleuth. Got a load of idiot scammers email addresses they left in the PHP source code 😂
08.03.2026 02:52
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Trump: I'm the cleverest person. I did a clever test and scored the highest in history. *Hand wank*
08.03.2026 02:46
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@missinformation07.bsky.social this better not be a "krebbs" catfish. Cyber security ? Rilly ?
08.03.2026 02:43
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08.03.2026 02:32
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Who gives a shit about Charlie Kirk. Stop mentioning him. Gone and forgotten racist prick.
08.03.2026 02:38
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You could call her Shelly or Mischell
08.03.2026 02:33
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Dear world
What the fuck are you doing.
Stop killing and destroying things.
What is the end result ?
08.03.2026 02:30
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She came out of her shell. Pay attention, Bond.
08.03.2026 02:26
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What ? Like Israel did to Gaza ? Like Russia is doing to Ukraine. How is any of this different statistically ?
08.03.2026 02:25
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I used to be a tortoise. I don't eat lettuce anymore
08.03.2026 02:22
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Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
YouTube video by ChumbawambaVEVO
youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc?...
08.03.2026 02:15
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Dear world
Forget about Charlie Kirk
He was a racist dick
Stop mentioning him.
Make his legacy go away.
08.03.2026 02:12
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Battle cars on the ZX Spectrum and Starion on the ZX Spectrum
08.03.2026 02:08
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@marquells.bsky.social
Cooked bacon. Cut off all the fat. Cut it into bite size strips. Put it out in the wall. Crows, Magpies, rooks, all took turns carrying as many bits as their beaks could hold. Happy birds.
08.03.2026 02:01
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Looking for lyrics to my new song "Not in a flood plain"
08.03.2026 01:56
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They taste like nothing and they make your mouth dry. Better opening sachets, putting them in a bottle, then when you drop your phone in the toilet *by mistake* try that instead of rice
08.03.2026 01:54
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@bug-deal.bsky.social can't reply ? Blocked
20.02.2026 18:16
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Went to South Africa. Why do they keep trying to get me to buy a donkey ?
20.02.2026 18:11
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Dangit! Permantly busy!
17.02.2026 17:54
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Mumps! Mumps! Mumps! Mumps!
16.02.2026 14:48
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What's the import duty to post it to the UK ?
16.02.2026 14:45
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Behind bars
16.02.2026 14:42
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@thegodpodcast.com if you get frustrated just phone GOD, it's 463.
16.02.2026 14:36
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@thelibbojack.bsky.social I have watched all BoJack horseman. So many Easter eggs!
16.02.2026 14:32
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Ermagherd
16.02.2026 14:26
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His ear regenerated rather fast though. Maybe they should apply the same thing to his hands. Unless his hands regenerated his ear.
16.02.2026 14:22
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They killed JFK and they can't kill this MOFO ?
10.02.2026 01:53
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